What are yalls pet peeves when it comes to drawn/3D porn?

[HerbertIronsides]

Just stuff that irks you when you see something good and then that one thing big or small throws you off. For me a really big one is when creators make the dicks really big but then have the woman turn into a black hole having the dick dissappear inside with no bulge or stretching.
What about yall?

 

[EvolutionKills]

When someone tries to parody a particular property with a distinctive art style and absolutely cannot stick the landing. You'll see this a lot with Dragonball parodies where the artist is trying their best to ape Akira Toriyama's iconic style, and the static 3/4 standing sprites look okay. But every fucking lewd scene that involves moving any of the characters or camera angle away from that safe and easy portrait mode, just has the artist completely butchering everything. Anatomy, proportions, perspective, even thing inherent to the style like a consistent type of line work? All goes out the fucking window, cause the artist is 'self-taught' (i.e. doodles the characters on their homework in school) with zero formal education or training in the fundamentals of the artistic medium they now find themselves in.

I get that not everyone at the karaoke bar has formal vocal training, but not everyone at the karaoke bar has a Patreon setup to support their 'music career' either.

 

[Donjoe81]

I think 3D models still look like shit, mostly. It feels like only five models exist that are used in most games.

 

[Zardoz23]

"Milfs" with adult children that don't look a day over 30. I get it's a porn game so they want to make them hot but put a little more effort into making their age believable.

 

[ZyanZedan]

Don't hate anything except 3d games with too much focus on renders making them perfect and textured tbh I love scenes of sucking them perfect toes but why do devs limit themselves so much like each render took them ages to do as a result the total amount of content is lacking highly

 

[Advent Games]

It feels like only five models exist that are used in most games.

More than 5 models exist, but only those same 5 models keep getting used with little to no customisation done. Look up DAZ Victoria 8 and Victoria 9 and you'll be looking at the majority of game models already.

 

[hkital]

Boobs are too big. Little ones need love too

 

[Pervy Hermit]

The general "giant dick (that may be thicker than the arm of most girls )" MC who has - experienced or not - the skills of a reincarnated sex deity trope. Yes, porn game + self-insert/sex power-fantasy is a thing, but it takes the whole lewdness quite a bit over the top. Especially if the LIs turn into half-addicts because of it. It is not dealbreaker or so, just a eyeroll-moment from time to time.

The odd (lack) of balance between story and # of sex scenes: I don't think it happens THAT often, but I've seen a few games that have an interesting premisse and plot and you get "spammed" with lewd scenes that happen out of the blue (like an erotic "jump scare" XD); or where the MC turns of the brain and lets his oversized dick do the thinking as soon as he is offered a lewd reward in exchange, despite him being cautious a couple of text lines before. Of course, plot-driven character stupidity is generally not a novelty. The scenes itself are usually hot, don't get me wrong here, but I've reached a "point" where I read Visual Novels mostly for characters and sugary-sweet couple time (at least in jp. VNs, also called "moe trash" by avid haters ) and skip the sex scenes after maybe the first. So call me the odd one!

 

[batmantitties]

"Milfs" with adult children that don't look a day over 30. I get it's a porn game so they want to make them hot but put a little more effort into making their age believable.

This sucks so much for actual MILF and cougar lovers like myself, there are so many games where the "mom" looks the same age as her daughters and the MC, it's like a joke.

I don't like how many 3D games don't ever seem to play around with the lights and always look like you're playing Half Life with fullbright on.