What do you want to see from a game where you bang famous women from history?

[Nothing Clever]

Hey there everyone. I am still kinda figuring out what game I fully want to start developing. That said, I am just a big fan of history, and I have thought about making some kind of thing where you get to bang some famous women from history. To that end, I have come up with three different scenarios:

1.) You work at a late night museum as a janitor type, and every midnight, the wax figures come to life. And you bang them. The 'Night at the Museum' option.

2.) You are a high school dropout/delinquent, spending a summer at your uncle (and hot aunt's) house. Your relative is a famous history professor who finds a mysterious book, that doesn't work with him, but when you touch it, a goddess comes out. She has chosen you as her avatar, to bring love to famous women from history. In this one, you visit the women in their own time. And bang them. The 'Neverending Story' option.

3.) It's the distant future. You work for a mad scientist who works for a megacorp porn company, who builds a time machine, and you get sucked into the past by it. You keep bouncing through history, having to bang famous women until you make your way back home. The 'Quantum Leap' option.

*Btw, when the fuck are we ever going to get a remake of Quantum Leap??

Which of these options do you like the best? Is there some other option you think is better? What do you think of the whole 'women from history' concept? Are there any specific women you would like to see???

 

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[PrinceOfShades]

My opinions:
1. I wouldn't be interested. Something about the wax figures puts me off. Additionally, it seems limited in terms of story/plot. A lot of people (including myself) like stories and plot to enhance the gameplay.

2. Sounds good, although keep in mind that some people might have a problem with the uncle being around. Apart from that, this seems like the safer option between 2 and 3 and it has a lot of potential for story development.

3. The story sounds risky. In fact, anything that has to do with time travel is risky if you want a coherent story. However, I would suggest an alternative option: you're a secret agent for a government organization that has been tasked with preventing the world's end. You alternate between the year 2183 and important points in history to try and rectify history so that the apocalypse can be prevented. Note that your game doesn't need to have sex as the primary focus. You can fuck as many women as you want while jumping through time and saving the world. Plus you have a lot more options for LIs: other secret agents, perhaps your boss who is a woman, all sorts of women from past times and ultimately important historical figures.

 

[Dicks McKenzie]

I'd definitely be down for a Night at the Museum style framework. I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been done before - seems like a solid setup for a porn scenario.

Bonus points if you get to manifest destiny the waxwork Sacagawea.
Porn based on a feminist icon - the irony is not lost on me.

*Btw, when the fuck are we ever going to get a remake of Quantum Leap??

Mouldy old Scott Bakula wants it to happen, so maybe sooner than you think. It'll probably suck though.

 

[desmosome]

Depending on how plot heavy you want to get, time travel could be the most interesting. Bang famous woman. See how the course of history changes because you gave her some much needed love, or because you corrupted her with sexual training lol.

This type of malleable, but singular, timeline is not my favorite because of it's inherent paradox, but it's no doubt a fun mechanic for time travel stories (Back to the Future, Butterfly Effect, pretty much most mainstream time travel movies).

Truthfully, all 3 options in the OP seem ok, but I don't think #1 is that interesting because these woman would presumably be a replica and not their original person. It also doesn't leave much room for plot developments where you can flex your historical knowledge.

 

[Nothing Clever]

My opinions:
1. I wouldn't be interested. Something about the wax figures puts me off. Additionally, it seems limited in terms of story/plot. A lot of people (including myself) like stories and plot to enhance the gameplay.

2. Sounds good, although keep in mind that some people might have a problem with the uncle being around. Apart from that, this seems like the safer option between 2 and 3 and it has a lot of potential for story development.

3. The story sounds risky. In fact, anything that has to do with time travel is risky if you want a coherent story. However, I would suggest an alternative option: you're a secret agent for a government organization that has been tasked with preventing the world's end. You alternate between the year 2183 and important points in history to try and rectify history so that the apocalypse can be prevented. Note that your game doesn't need to have sex as the primary focus. You can fuck as many women as you want while jumping through time and saving the world. Plus you have a lot more options for LIs: other secret agents, perhaps your boss who is a woman, all sorts of women from past times and ultimately important historical figures.

Hey, thanks for your input! A few responses.

1.) Lol, I know I didn't specify this, but I would make sure they, like, become real beings and that your character isn't actually putting his tool in wax (his 'wick' in wax?). Anyways, I do get your point, but part of why I thought of this as an option is that you would then have the opportunity to have different women from history interacting with each other. That could lead to good character interactions.

2.) I actually haven't nailed down the family set-up yet. I only added the addition of the uncle because that's how these sorts of urban fantasy stories or Saturday morning cartoon shows work. "Johnny was spending a boring summer at his uncle's, but with a magic book, he can go anywhere in time!" The idea was that you can then seduce the aunt between episodes. Or, maybe it's just the hot aunt lol. Again, haven't quite nailed down the set-up.

3.) I get what you're saying, and I think that sounds awesome! Unfortunately, I don't think my skill is quite there yet, so maybe this would be a bit of a sequel game. But between the other two scenarios, this one is more sci-fi and the other two are fantasy based; I get what you're saying about time travel plots, and I actually don't like them, ironically. But I think you can avoid more time travel plot issues if the means of the travel is magic based rather than scientific based. Just something I just now thought about.

 

[PrinceOfShades]

Hey, thanks for your input! A few responses.

1.) Lol, I know I didn't specify this, but I would make sure they, like, become real beings and that your character isn't actually putting his tool in wax (his 'wick' in wax?). Anyways, I do get your point, but part of why I thought of this as an option is that you would then have the opportunity to have different women from history interacting with each other. That could lead to good character interactions.

2.) I actually haven't nailed down the family set-up yet. I only added the addition of the uncle because that's how these sorts of urban fantasy stories or Saturday morning cartoon shows work. "Johnny was spending a boring summer at his uncle's, but with a magic book, he can go anywhere in time!" The idea was that you can then seduce the aunt between episodes. Or, maybe it's just the hot aunt lol. Again, haven't quite nailed down the set-up.

3.) I get what you're saying, and I think that sounds awesome! Unfortunately, I don't think my skill is quite there yet, so maybe this would be a bit of a sequel game. But between the other two scenarios, this one is more sci-fi and the other two are fantasy based; I get what you're saying about time travel plots, and I actually don't like them, ironically. But I think you can avoid more time travel plot issues if the means of the travel is magic based rather than scientific based. Just something I just now thought about.

1. Yeah, I get what you're saying. It feels weird to me because technically they aren't the real thing. Might just be a me thing though, a lot of what I'm saying could be preference. But I would prefer seeing the real women.

2. Yeah. If you want to go this way, I'd suggest making the historical figures feel like accomplishments (rewards after overcoming challenges or much preparation). Of course you can have side girls during the "preparation" part of the storyline to keep the player engaged.

3. Just off the top of my head, you would have to consider the following:
- think about who can use magic. is it unique to the player/his companions? if magic exists in a world, surely there must be more people who can use it.
- if more people can use magic, are you the only person who can travel to the past? are you the only person who's ever travelled? if so, what makes you unique?
- magic is present in all times! that means you can go back and forth at any time. this can be an advantage and a problem depending on your situation. you want to make the MC stuck in the past? find some way to temporarily disable the magic.
You need to try to sabotage your plot as much as possible to build additional walls and make sure that nobody can find a hole.
For technology, most of these can be worked around by requiring some sort of device. The time travel machine is coincidentally the first one ever made. Or is it? What if you find another one in the past? The time machine is broken and I need to figure out how to fix it. I'm stuck in this year until I can do that. I'll focus on my mission and then worry about it, maybe all the puzzle pieces will fall right into place.
I personally believe technology is a pretty convenient way to do time travel. Magic by itself is a complicated concept. Time travel by itself is a complicated concept. Mixing these two is harder to balance in my opinion.
One time travelling plot I thoroughly enjoyed was Steins;Gate. I don't know if you watch anime or not, but if you're looking for a cool time travelling show and you haven't seen it yet then I highly suggest it. It's one of the best rated anime of all time. This one follows an interesting time travelling model and mixes it with technology instead of magic.

 

[Dahakma]

I dislike the second. I think a huge opportunity in the first scenario is to have a plot involving more characters from different time periods with different world-views working together (including stuff like a threesome with Cleopatra and Marilyn Monroe). Plus if you wanted you could include living contemporary celebrities or fictional characters. And I suspect this scenario might be easiest to work with.

The third scenario enables various historical shenanigans, confronting the player with different historical settings and getting unexpectedly involves in real historical events. Wooing women might be more challenging, maybe you would have to prove your worth somehow or help them with something. And there are many opportunities for in-jokes about how your character accidentally subtly changed history.

Dunno, Magdalenian huntress, Nefertiti, Minoan priestess or Hellen of Troy or Sapfo or Penelope, Scythian warrioress, young Theodora or milf Irene, Matilda of Tuscany, Anne Boleyn, Hürrem Sultan, Julie d'Aubigny, Catherine I (sic) of Russia, Molly Malone, goth Mary Shelley, Ching Shih, Mata Hari, Eva Braun.

you're a secret agent for a government organization that has been tasked with preventing the world's end. ... Plus you have a lot more options for LIs: other secret agents, perhaps your boss who is a woman

Low stakes and ordinary horny guy randomly bumbling around seems more appealing to me than again saving the world. Plus I would say spending time in 2183 century with 22nd-century women would be a waste.

 

[PrinceOfShades]

Low stakes and ordinary horny guy randomly bumbling around seems more appealing to me than again saving the world. Plus I would say spending time in 2183 century with 22nd-century women would be a waste.

If I want low stakes and a horny guy I can open up a POV porn video and pretend it's me. Saving the world is an example, the objective is malleable. You just need imagination. Also nobody says you need to spend time in the 22nd century. You can meet other agents in the past. Imagination.

 

[Nothing Clever]

I'd definitely be down for a Night at the Museum style framework. I'm honestly surprised this hasn't been done before - seems like a solid setup for a porn scenario.

Well, I think there's this element where, when people think of historical porn, they think of porn simply set in that time period. There's lots of examples of this-just be creative with what you check lol. But I'm glad you find this concept fun, that makes me happy.

Two questions!

1.) While playing such a game, with whatever scenario I choose to go with, do you expect to actually learn a bit of history? I mean, you know, in addition to all the prawn lol?

2.) I've already chosen a handful of girls from all throughout history. I know it's silly, but I don't quite want to reveal my picks just yet. That said, along with Sacagawea, are there any other women you would want to see?

 

[Nothing Clever]

A quick note on format. As you can see, I'm still researching on what scenario works best. That said, whenever the fuck this thing comes out, I want it to be a thing where each month is dedicated to a different gal. One game I actively follow is WaifuHub, and I like the set-up of how that studio just dedicates a specific gal to each month. In fact, this game originally had the premise of actually being a porn producer making pornos with the actual women from history. But I absolutely want the game to have a different set-up lol.

 

[Dicks McKenzie]

Two questions!

1). Oh absolutely. And I expect there to be a test at the end of each night. 50% multiple choice, 20% extended answer case-study questions, 30% essay. If you don't get at least a C average you don't get the best ending and/or you get cucked by Crispus Attucks.

2).

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[Nothing Clever]

Depending on how plot heavy you want to get, time travel could be the most interesting. Bang famous woman. See how the course of history changes because you gave her some much needed love, or because you corrupted her with sexual training lol.

This type of malleable, but singular, timeline is not my favorite because of it's inherent paradox, but it's no doubt a fun mechanic for time travel stories (Back to the Future, Butterfly Effect, pretty much most mainstream time travel movies).

Truthfully, all 3 options in the OP seem ok, but I don't think #1 is that interesting because these woman would presumably be a replica and not their original person. It also doesn't leave much room for plot developments where you can flex your historical knowledge.

Hey man, thanks for your input! Oh my gosh, I'm thankful for all of your guys' inputs. One thing I'm really picking up on is this desire of getting it on with the 'actual' woman in question, and not a wax replica come to life or a clone. I guess the problem is, much to my own chagrin, that I want to have my cake and eat it too. I want to make a porn game based on history but without having a 'time travel' plot.

For what it's worth, if I choose number 1, I would find some way to make sure they are the 'real' woman in question. I'm not sure how yet so maybe I'm just a goddamn liar, but I would make that a concern to be addressed in the plot.

 

[Dahakma]

If I want low stakes and a horny guy I can open up a POV porn video and pretend it's me. Saving the world is an example, the objective is malleable.

I meant I think such a game might work with sillier plot, I imagined something like Blackadder Back & Forth, where the premise is a simple bet and the main character selfishly exploits the history.

 

[Roman DeVil]

Well, I think there's this element where, when people think of historical porn, they think of porn simply set in that time period. There's lots of examples of this-just be creative with what you check lol. But I'm glad you find this concept fun, that makes me happy.

Two questions!

1.) While playing such a game, with whatever scenario I choose to go with, do you expect to actually learn a bit of history? I mean, you know, in addition to all the prawn lol?

2.) I've already chosen a handful of girls from all throughout history. I know it's silly, but I don't quite want to reveal my picks just yet. That said, along with Sacagawea, are there any other women you would want to see?

...to answer to your two questions:
1) being quite a fan of history as well, despite I think a porn game being a light and funny thing, if you could also let some historical notions in, that would be great! Though the less likely thing I would expect to learn history from is a porn game, lol...!
2) as I'm italian, I'd like to meet in the game some italian historical "celebrity", like the empress Poppaea, the Roman emperor Nero's wife, who was famous for her frequent baths in donkey milk and for being a very lascivious woman; or Lucrezia Borgia, illegitimate daughter of Pope Alexander VI, who was object of scandals and rumors in the Italy of the Renaissance times... orgies, possible incests and immorality surrounded her legend, as well as the massive use of poison to get rid of her family's opponents... a very interesting character, in my opinion...

 

[Niv-Mizzet the Firemind]

It's gonna sound stupid (because it is), but as I was clicking the second option for the poll, I thought that there isn't a porn parody of Legends of Tomorrow, and I think that would be neat. You could have Rip Hunter trying to prevent a time catastrophe by banging his way through history.

Having said that, I like all options other than the first. 2 and 3 let you do all kinds of fun/interesting stuff through history, while with 1 you'll just have the mc interacting with different women in his own time, which comparatively sounds a lot more boring.

 

[Nothing Clever]

...to answer to your two questions:
1) being quite a fan of history as well, despite I think a porn game being a light and funny thing, if you could also let some historical notions in, that would be great! Though the less likely thing I would expect to learn history from is a porn game, lol...!
2) as I'm italian, I'd like to meet in the game some italian historical "celebrity", like the empress Poppaea, the Roman emperor Nero's wife, who was famous for her frequent baths in donkey milk and for being a very lascivious woman; or Lucrezia Borgia, illegitimate daughter of Pope Alexander VI, who was object of scandals and rumors in the Italy of the Renaissance times... orgies, possible incests and immorality surrounded her legend, as well as the massive use of poison to get rid of her family's opponents... a very interesting character, in my opinion...

Lol, I don't want to give it away yet, but you brushed past one (albeit adjacent) gal there. But I mean, honestly, you could make an entire porn game set in ancient Rome-and indeed, people have.

Btw, do you like death metal? If so, you should listen to Ex Deo's 'The 13 Years of Nero.' I think it's their best work yet.

 

[Nothing Clever]

1). Oh absolutely. And I expect there to be a test at the end of each night. 50% multiple choice, 20% extended answer case-study questions, 30% essay. If you don't get at least a C average you don't get the best ending and/or you get cucked by Crispus Attucks.

2).

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Lol, you actually nailed something I want to include-little tests after the main gal session, where you are quizzed by the main side-characters, and if you get it right, you get a bonus scene with the extra gal.

 

[Nothing Clever]

I meant I think such a game might work with sillier plot, I imagined something like Blackadder Back & Forth, where the premise is a simple bet and the main character selfishly exploits the history.

I tend to be a bit more of a comedic writer type anyways, so I love how you mentioned Blackadder lol

 

[elhlyn]

1). Oh absolutely. And I expect there to be a test at the end of each night. 50% multiple choice, 20% extended answer case-study questions, 30% essay. If you don't get at least a C average you don't get the best ending and/or you get cucked by Crispus Attucks.

2).

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no Cleopatra


jokes aside, some additional historical women to bang from China and Japan

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