What the heck is this weird article?!!?

starvoyager

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i think it's one of those bot-written weird "get you to click on it on google" things.
there's a few other people talking about similar but different pages.



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I'd have to agree, i'd reccomend f95zoneforkids.to to all of my friends, and i'd use it all the time.

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thiis one is.....oddly accurate? needful people beiing people who are needy and horny and stuff, and f95 does need those people

anyways it's just a really funny artiicle
 
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Avaron1974

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Fuck did I just read?

"F95 needs to market itself"

It's a fucking piracy site, the very last thing it needs is to market itself. "Yo, i'm up here stealing these games from devs, if you're down with that shit come join our site".

I hope that was a bot and someone didn't seriously write all that deranged nonsense down.
 

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That article may have a point... if it were a regular sfw gaming platform.

For a gaming platform/forum that has pirated adult content...
yeahhh... the article's author might be trippin' if it wasn't a bot who wrote it.

Though I would like to see a kids version of f95zone and by kids version I meant Hentai games with ki- *knock* *knock* *knock* "FBI OPEN UP!".
 
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starvoyager

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there's a lot of pages where they can take your google search and add it into the article, or they take an article template and make it for liike 50,000 different things
liike you search liike "perverted education free new release" or whatever, and you go to a """forum""" where iit's liike

hey i found this game, perverted education here's the new version!

wow bro, thanks for the perverted education , it was just what i needed

that kinda thing, so i think maybe this is what that is
funny as hell tho
 

anne O'nymous

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Fuck did I just read?
The same kind of fucking no sense than .


I hope that was a bot and someone didn't seriously write all that deranged nonsense down.
A human wrote this, but without any intent to seriously reflect the truth. With more than 4 millions members, F95zone is one of the place to be on the web, and some scammers expect to catch a part of this traffic through some clickbait articles.
But they don't know what F95Zone is, nor care to know. They googled "f95zone", and wrote an article based on the "F95zone is an adult community where you can find tons of great adult games and comics, make new friends, participate in active discussions and more!" that is the description of the site.
 
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So that was either written by a bot or by a "human bot" of sorts to catch some internet traffic off F95 searches as Anne said above.

If you take a look at the author "Randy Stark", he's written a whole bunch of other articles for that site (which seems to have basically nothing to do with renewable energy) that also are just fishing for search engine optimisation.

Moreover, fun little game to play, do a reverse image search on the author's profile picture
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It's just some stock photo of a guy that a bunch of other junk article authors across several rags are using under several different names. I guess everyone needs a hustle lol.
 
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Adabelitoo

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WTF? Why a site about Environmental Technology would write an article about an adult site?

The guy who wrote that clearly doesn't know what F95 is about, assuming it was written by a person in the first place.
 

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Now I had my daily dose of "weird shit" from the internet. And this, coming from a F95Zone member, is really something.
 
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Like Dicks McKenzie said, that entire website is made by bots to generate internet traffic to both promote ads and collect user data. The articles are all automatically generalized using data sifted from the net by machines and are not written by humans. You're witnessing AI at work here destroying the internet one garbage website at a time.
 
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I'm also convinced that a lot of sites that deal with the question of "What is ____ and do I need to remove it?" are written by bots to make you download their program (I assume ransomware). The usual windows processes are written by humans, but searches for obscure malwares give lots of shady sites written by bots.
 

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It's a bot that's working off a template and some markov chains, likely in an attempt to make SEO work for whatever shit site it's shilling. At this point it feels like we're halfway to 2nd Variant, and the bots have decided that once the humans are all dead they'll be fighting each other.

(If you haven't watched it, Philip K Dick's novel was later made into a rather enjoyable B-movie, starring Peter Weller, called Screamers)
 
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It's a bot that's working off a template and some markov chains, likely in an attempt to make SEO work for whatever shit site it's shilling. At this point it feels like we're halfway to 2nd Variant, and the bots have decided that once the humans are all dead they'll be fighting each other.

(If you haven't watched it, Philip K Dick's novel was later made into a rather enjoyable B-movie, starring Peter Weller, called Screamers)
So seriously like haha jokes aside people honestly don't understand the horror that awaits us given this kind of shit. AI is terrifying in a number of ways that most people do not even begin to understand. There is a very real chance that threat will materialize itself in this decade and the 2021 failure of infrastructure is just a tiny example of the beginning of what can happen to us. Sorry... Back to porn games.
 

starvoyager

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So seriously like haha jokes aside people honestly don't understand the horror that awaits us given this kind of shit. AI is terrifying in a number of ways that most people do not even begin to understand. There is a very real chance that threat will materialize itself in this decade and the 2021 failure of infrastructure is just a tiny example of the beginning of what can happen to us. Sorry... Back to porn games.
hey, look on the bright side!

maybe when the AI scans the entire internet to learn more about us, they'll absorb so much porn that they'll become depraved lewd robots and we can co-exist in lewd peace.