English:..........7/10
User Interface:...3/10
User Experience:..7/10
Art:..............7/10
Dialogue:.........5/10
Story:............2/10
Opinion:..........3/10................
Avg:...........4.86/10 [2.43/5]
This is another game on this site that uses a checklist to develop a game in, what I can only describe as, completely devoid of creativity and identity. Sure, these new renders look good, but you ever dated someone pretty with no personality? It's boring as sin. What I meant by checklist is they have overly musclebound, tanned MC that screams "I've got an inferiority complex," heterochromia for shallow, deviantart-esque character traits, all the women are already completely in love with MC, the story is "MC returns home after X years and everyone starts having sex," tries to garner relatability with an opening nerf battle and constant references, had a giant rework that will more than likely just be rerendering scenes and drawing out dialogue, constantly pushing off the talk everyone needs to have, pretending its a slow burn by teasing sex then one or both characters shouting "IVE GOT SOMETHING TO DO" so they run off. The list goes on. I can say that this fresh coat of paint looks miles better than the first version. I 'm almost certain the remake was for the NTR toggle for the crybabies that can't handle a bundle of pixels talking to another male. Add this to a default UI/UX, slow motion tweened movement, and grainy videos, a window that still says "A Ren'Py Game," and long update intervals you have a game that is one poor translation away from being a perfect storm of a headache inducing patreon milker.
Like I said, it opens up to a nerf fight where MC is rewarded with sex. Miru is the typical asian "nerdy" nymphomaniac that is completely loyal to MC no matter what he does(unless you want her to) complete with pierced nips and quirky attitude. Sure it tries to say she's jealous, inferring there could be drama, but it's never shown and the entire conversation is brought up out of the blue. "Grr, you make me horny" so he says "Let's have an open relationship" What? The first choice in the game is either "Let the conversation happen normally" or "We're having an intimate moment and I don't pick up on social cues, let me ruin it by asking to have sex with other people." Only to follow that up with a long, poorly animated, grainy cutscene where all the future LIs do a pose or two in slow motion with rendering artifacts and poor visual storytelling. Then, after the tough phone call, the entire conversation is just "We have lots of sex don't we? haha." After that you meet Dapne, MC's best friend and the whole time they just talk about how close to having sex they are. Oh and one line about MC being upset about a phone call. Then he has an affectionate snake that talks to him? I feel like I'm reading a roleplay by middle schoolers on a forum somewhere. I think right after that they talk about a 'ripped' condom, but I honestly think they were meant to be talking a out a 'ribbed' condom, which speaks volumes, wow. I'd also like to point out his name is Billy Zane, by default. What a laugh.
The second chapter is just meeting everyone MC used to know all while no one openly saying what went wrong. But we all know it's because MC is such a narcissist, the only person he wants to sleep with is his twin sister. Who, by the way, is also obsessed with him. But his younger sister wanted him as well. And his mother probably did too, so they had a fight and MC ran away. Boohoo, everyone wanted to have sex. Then it devolves into yet another mafia story. You have to be kidding me. With the infinite possibilities of the human imagination and the advent of AI, surely there's more stories out there than Big Business or Mafia want to do something to MCs family. Then, after Katie rushes to her room to put on lingerie to 'fight' spiders, all their problems wash away. They're in their late 20s acting like grade schoolers, funee haha. Leading to Leia finally letting out her emotions on MC, but ONCE AGAIN, it's cheapened by the fact her top rips off to reveal her gross sewn on nipples. Because any time there's an ounce of seriousness, dutch angles, cleavage, or nudity have to be injected into the situation. There's also this facetious farm family thing going on, but they sit on bales of hay in designer dresses and thongs. You ever ACTUALLY sat on hay? Even in thick jeans its uncomfortable. Then the mysterious underground drug lab that his family owns. And a nightclub that serves as a business front for prostitution and drugs. I feel like none of this was planned when the first release came (back) out. And the next release will have some new twist that was never even hinted at either. Or who knows. Maybe they'll fight zombies in space. But they'll call them all undead bibi's because the dev latched onto this word for no discernable reason. MC is also a hypocrite that judges his friend for smoking, then goes out and smokes a cigar? He's a snarky pompous asshat that that people only like because it benefits the story.
This is going nowhere fast and it's hilarious the amount of choices that are there to open up future sex, but everyone should know how long, if at all, it will be before an actual sex scene happens in this farce of a story. They continually mention new names of girls that will one day have an option to open up sex possibilities. But the glacial pace this is made, you won't see the slow motion sex scene for another 6 years. The English starts to fall apart in chapter 3. Sure, it's proofread better than most, but the cracks are showing. The UI/UX is all default minus the Main Menu and a button that now starts popping up to advance sex scenes. The art is almost great. Minus clipping issues, sex scenes happening in molasses, and over dramatized closeups that look more akin to the guy with the camera falling into the actor. The dialogue is all boring quippy marvel nothings, foreshadowing, or how much sex they want, will have, or are having. And the story just does nothing for me. Everyone's plotting something against everyone else, and if not they all just talk shit about MC(rightfully so) and THANKFULLY there's zero immersion or I'd get secondhand frustration for him. Miru is there solely for cheap and easy sex. All other girls just make dumb googly eyes at MC, and it ends on a cliffhanger as if we don't know Mc will walk in, Leia will apologize and sex will happen. If in some way this is your favorite game ever player, more power to you, but this is just not it. I like maybe one of the characters and even then, not a lot. Sure the renders look pretty, but everyone looks like they live in a plastic surgeons waiting room. I love slow burns, but this is not a slow burn, it feels like "Wait while we purchase these animation loops." If the plot was more interesting, the dialogue was toned down a bit, the scope pulled back, and MC wasn't MC, I could see something decent here. But, we'll see in six months and the next 20 minutes of making future choices but not getting to anything drops.