VN - Ren'Py - Abandoned - WhoreMoans [v0.40] [BSH Gaming]

Drunken Irish incest madness with a hurried ending after about 4 weeks of in-game time.

The current average rating of 3.5 stars seems pretty much spot on, maybe slightly lower.

Note that in my opinion this is tagged incorrectly. (I asked to correct this, but it was rejected without explanation.) It actually has an ending, though a somewhat sudden and not very satisfactory one. I guess that while following the "Let's discuss with my mates in the pub how the story should continue" creative technique, the developer had written themselves in a corner. But even so, this is finished, not abandoned. By the way, it's almost kinetic.

The Honey Select graphics are OK but nothing to write home about. Better don't play this for the sex scenes. Do play it for being totally different than everything else, with a lot of surprising ideas and a lot of gratuitous Irishness. Pronunciation guide for the girls' names not included.

Absolutely hillarious, as an Irish person myself I find this to be having a laugh at ourselves. I feel a lot of people missed what was happening here, the story is madness and seems to have a lot of pop culture references that go unnoticed. Thanks for the laugh

I'm a big fan of incest. What can I say, it's my kink. I also don't mind honey select models (or whatever these models are from).

However ... the story is so unmeasurably bad, as to be unbearable. I don't mind the lack of pretext to everything, I don't mind people fucking just because this is a porno and no other reason. But everything in here is so cringe-worthy that it is not worth anyone's time.

How about an example? You solve string theory by mistake (more or less) and everyone knows it was you. Aaaaaand you're still a janitor.

That's not even the worst thing.

This game is so crazy, funny and that language the characters are using is so juicy, I totally love it and totally laughing my ass off playing it.

I mean, there's really nothing weird about it that...

I actually learned some words of Irish language from here. Pretty much the first ones I know. I mean, so far I've only known how to pronounce a few Irish girl names, like Siobhan and... wtf was that other one?! :biggrin:

Now I know words like eejit for example :biggrin: (had to look it up, but I already guessed the meaning from the context and the similarity of the word with the "international version"). And several names and some phrases (that I have no idea how to pronounce :coldsweat: ).

Oh man, I really haven't laughed that much playing any games, I think. I mean, Sumodeine's My Sister My Roommate is about as funny, but it's not as absurd as yours. The genre sets some limits to be at least somewhat realistic. Your game is a fantasy game, so there are almost no limits to the crazy and absurd. Hmm, come to think of it, I was laughing that hard at something I read, when I was reading Terry Pratchett's books of the Discworld. Years ago.

It was the previous version of this game that I actually played only a few weeks ago and couldn't believe that I hadn't tried your game before that. This update was a great addition to it. Thank you again, BSH Gaming! Kudos!

Eh, its alright. H scenes are animated and the character models are well done. Story is fine though drawn out and filled with pointless technobabble. I mean I wasn't expecting Half-life or anything, I just have a hard time beveling people who use the word "eejit" would have any grasp on quantum mechanics.

Absolutely hilarious. Not everyone will find it so, the characters speech is a caricature of people from rural Ireland. To an Irish person (Like me) its hilarious, people from other counties might not get some of the humour. But well worth trying.

Pure fap fuel and nothing else.

I'll admit that the renders are well crafted and the backdrops are interesting and quite well done. That being said, that's the only thing positive I can really say about this one. There's no game mechanics it's purely a press enter and read while fapping. Which can be fine in theory, but there's just no story, no plot, no logical character growth or consistency.

You're just some guy who wakes up to demanding to see his sister's tits in exchange for getting out of bed. Then your mom tells you that she's a sex addict. Then your other sister blows you in the kitchen.... for.... reasons? Whatever. Then out of the blue your aunt and cousin show up. I tapped out.

There's just not even the slightest sense of an actual story or rationale or character development. If a game is going to be a visual novel, it should have some sort of story right? This doesn't. It's just a series of unconnected, though decently rendered, cgi sex scenes.

The following review is based off my personal experience with playing this Game/Visual Novel... I try to be as brutally honest and detailed as I can, and these are my own opinions and thoughts, from one or more play throughs... The version this review is based on is v1.1 Week 1...

This visual novel/game is pretty much just a slapped together porn fest... And it also includes the oh so overused Family Sex stuff...

The visuals of the characters are done with Honey Select... The backdrops are a mix of ones I've seen before and unique ones... The animations feel like they are cut and paste into the backdrops, and are very short...

The script is alright, even though it has the occasional spelling/grammar error... What little plot there really is, revolves around a male protagonist who is living with his mother and 2 sisters... He has an invisible fairy that talks to him and leads him through the content in a very linear fashion (if you chose to follow the fairies instructions)... The entire family is pretty much a bunch of perverts of one type or another, all wanting or teasing about sex with one another...

The game froze up on day 5, so unsure if that was on purpose or a bug...

Overall, this is basically just a thrown together hodge-podge of sexual events between the protagonist and members of his family... Usually with little to no lead in... Feels very quickly slapped together, and pretty much has a meaningless story with no depth... You are just strung along by the fairy from one sexual event to another, which just makes this game a porn fest...

It is no way a visual novel, as there is no real story... A bunch of dialogue and monologue that is attempting to be funny in sarcastic ways, but just feels extremely immature... You can't really take this game very seriously, as it is pretty much just fast moving masturbation material... It is still in development, but I see no reason for me to re-visit it any time soon...