Some people shouldn't be allowed to make games.
(This review is horribly opinionated, if you didn't catch it from that first sentence.)
The default keyboard layout is dogshit. Where the fuck am I supposed to put my fingers, exactly? WASD movement, spacebar attack, ctrl guard, E special attack, TAB main menu. Thank god it's rebindable.
Every single attack you have has some kind of weirdly long delay at the beginning, and enemies can dodge at complete random if they're small, or just not even get hit if they're big. That or straight up hyper-armor through it, once again, at complete random.
Every time you get grabbed, you have a small window where you can input a key to instantly break out... which half the time doesn't even work. If you fail to hit the key in time or press a different key, you actually get grabbed and have to mash the movement keys to get out of it. Likely, you'll also be mashing the upwards movement key... meaning you'll instantly jump after breaking out, leading you to fall right back down onto the enemy and get instantly grabbed again.
Those grabs fill the "erotic" gauge or whatever it's called. If it gets filled up all the way, you may as well just fucking restart from your last save point. You're gonna lose your clothes, meaning you move way slower, your attacks are somehow even worse, and you can't even special attack.
[Quick edit as I forgot something before reading other reviews: Yeah, absolutely ZERO i-frames, and zero grace frames as well. Holding a movement key when you get grabbed? Congrats, you instantly fail the QTE and have to mash. Just got out of a grab? Congrats, you're gonna get instantly grabbed by the enemy right next to you because you DARED to try and play the game.]
I'll be straight with you: I got to the third screen of the game before getting too frustrated to actually move any further. I like to think I'm a patient guy, I really do, but some things really tick me off.
First screen has an enemy who I can barely hit because he attacks faster and with more range than my basic quick attack, and he ignores hits if he goes for a grab, so I need to use my charged up neutral special in order to kill him. Second screen is just a save point. Third screen has two infinitely respawning little shits who instantly grab you if they get close to you, and some big guy who doesn't move and only grabs. He's passable in some way, I'm sure, but hell if I know how. Charged neutral special doesn't reach him unless I'm willing to get grabbed before even charging it enough to let it go, and the non-charged special I doubt would do enough damage even if I had a full special bar (assuming it would even reach).
Combine that with prior mentioned little shits constantly coming at me from behind, and everything else I've said, and you have a recipe for "Who the fuck thought this was a good design choice?".
Serve hot with a coating of melted butter, and a side of "How the fuck does anyone think this is fun?" with cheese.
Feel free to berate me in PMs for having a skill issue or whatever the fuck, but I genuinely cannot bear this gameplay.