Version Reviewed: Final
Overview: Guard some gorgeous but terrible girls and maybe get in their pants.
Story: You are a typical VN protagonist, a shiftless layabout with no prospects but a gigantic dick that every girl craves. You are shoved into a job as the only male guard in an all woman's prison and are given charge of four girls who all have real trouble finding a shirt in their size. However, you are also constantly hounded by the sadistic warden and a jealous lackey, so don't try to get fresh with the girls. You can also talk with a waitress in the cafeteria.
At the end of the day most of the girls are just terrible. Most of them have one or more simps fawning over them and willing to murder at the drop of a hat.
Gameplay: This is a VN but there are a number of choices sprinkled throughout. Some of the choices lead to sex scenes, but there is only ever one correct choice. Any deviation from the one true path leads to a quick game over. Most of the sex scenes are immediately preceding a bad end, so make sure you save at every choice as there is no rollback in this game. Disappointingly there is no ending tracker.
Art: Hand drawn but kind of simplistic and fairly limited. There is some animation but the sex scenes are typically just one or two pictures. The backgrounds are all bland. I'm pretty sure the game was originally censored because all of the vagina shots are completely sloppy. The artist only put some vague hints of color in approximately the right area. It would look fine with a big nasty mosaic but without it it's clear that corners were cut.
Sex content: Quite vanilla, which is surprising giving the setting and temperment of the characters. They are all just beyond horny and the MC is mostly just interested in jabbing his dick into them.
Conclusion: The writing isn't all that great, the art is adequate, the gameplay is slightly annoying--the mechanic where you have to lose the game to get sex scenes is why most porno platformers are kind of lame, and it has been ported to a VN for no good reason. On the good side the game doesn't make you grind for content. Total length is a few hours, partially because the engine is kind of slow. It's really not a terrible game, but it feels like it was made by some wage slave in some pornogame sweatshop. The most surprising part is that there isn't some kind of gatcha system built into the game to try to milk money out of the players.
Overview: Guard some gorgeous but terrible girls and maybe get in their pants.
Story: You are a typical VN protagonist, a shiftless layabout with no prospects but a gigantic dick that every girl craves. You are shoved into a job as the only male guard in an all woman's prison and are given charge of four girls who all have real trouble finding a shirt in their size. However, you are also constantly hounded by the sadistic warden and a jealous lackey, so don't try to get fresh with the girls. You can also talk with a waitress in the cafeteria.
At the end of the day most of the girls are just terrible. Most of them have one or more simps fawning over them and willing to murder at the drop of a hat.
Gameplay: This is a VN but there are a number of choices sprinkled throughout. Some of the choices lead to sex scenes, but there is only ever one correct choice. Any deviation from the one true path leads to a quick game over. Most of the sex scenes are immediately preceding a bad end, so make sure you save at every choice as there is no rollback in this game. Disappointingly there is no ending tracker.
Art: Hand drawn but kind of simplistic and fairly limited. There is some animation but the sex scenes are typically just one or two pictures. The backgrounds are all bland. I'm pretty sure the game was originally censored because all of the vagina shots are completely sloppy. The artist only put some vague hints of color in approximately the right area. It would look fine with a big nasty mosaic but without it it's clear that corners were cut.
Sex content: Quite vanilla, which is surprising giving the setting and temperment of the characters. They are all just beyond horny and the MC is mostly just interested in jabbing his dick into them.
Conclusion: The writing isn't all that great, the art is adequate, the gameplay is slightly annoying--the mechanic where you have to lose the game to get sex scenes is why most porno platformers are kind of lame, and it has been ported to a VN for no good reason. On the good side the game doesn't make you grind for content. Total length is a few hours, partially because the engine is kind of slow. It's really not a terrible game, but it feels like it was made by some wage slave in some pornogame sweatshop. The most surprising part is that there isn't some kind of gatcha system built into the game to try to milk money out of the players.
