Writing Game Overviews

[Tromilka]

If Nintendo tried to pitch Super Mario Bros. the way many game overviews here are written:

Overview
As Mario, you (the MC) are at a low point in life. You lost your girlfriend to a gorilla, and your rivalry with your brother has driven the plumbing business you run together almost to the brink of bankruptcy. But then everything changes when you get a message calling you to a strange new town to look for a girl. Will you become…
Super?

Warning: NTR!

(No offense to anybody. Just an idea I thought was funny after skimming a bunch of game announcements.)

How would other games be pitched F95zone-style?

 

[Adabelitoo]

On your tenth eighteenth birthday, you'll start your journey to become a Pokemon Master, but things won't be as easy as you think. Friends and rivals will be waiting for you in your way to the top but your life will take a dramatic turn when you found out that an evil organization is planning to steal and enslave Pokemons to take the word. Will you be able to stop and the save the word from them? Or will you succumb to them? And maybe, if you're lucky, you'll find love while doing it.

 

[Catapo]

Hajime, an ordinary guy, looks forward to attending his dream highschool but things take a turn for the worst when he wakes up, with amnesia, on a strange island trapped by an evil teddy bear and his robot monsters.
Despite everything, Hajime continues to pursue his goal of getting close to his classmates and obtaining their underwear.

(Danganronpa 2)