I could BEARly believe what I was seeing in this kawaii hentai platformer! It was cute, a little sexy, and mildly enjoyable.
Gameplay: Candy bears fall from the sky and you run around avoiding obstacles trying to grab them. If get hit by buzzsaws or whatever too many times, you lose and start over.
Creature Designs: I mean, they’re candy/teddy bears with cocks. They look cool for what they are. I’d say their cocks are too small. If you’re going to have a fantasy about fucking sentient, horny teddy bears, they should be hung.
Animations: Kinda clumsy 3d. In one scene, where you’re getting spitroasted by teddy bears (a sentence I never expected to write), the front bear’s cock just isn’t rendered.
The H: It’s super niche, either you find it sexy or you don’t. For me, it scratched that smaller-dominant itch, like goblin porn. Not exactly fap material.
One More: AKA, did it surprise me? It did not. The H-Scenes are standard rewards for progress, two per level. There are no secret ones. The only unlockables are some still images and they’re so easy to unlock you’ll have them after beating the first full level.
Overall, I had fun with this. If there was more of it and the animations were gussied up, we could make some teddy bear magic. I’ve spent an hour in worse ways.
Gameplay: Candy bears fall from the sky and you run around avoiding obstacles trying to grab them. If get hit by buzzsaws or whatever too many times, you lose and start over.
Creature Designs: I mean, they’re candy/teddy bears with cocks. They look cool for what they are. I’d say their cocks are too small. If you’re going to have a fantasy about fucking sentient, horny teddy bears, they should be hung.
Animations: Kinda clumsy 3d. In one scene, where you’re getting spitroasted by teddy bears (a sentence I never expected to write), the front bear’s cock just isn’t rendered.
The H: It’s super niche, either you find it sexy or you don’t. For me, it scratched that smaller-dominant itch, like goblin porn. Not exactly fap material.
One More: AKA, did it surprise me? It did not. The H-Scenes are standard rewards for progress, two per level. There are no secret ones. The only unlockables are some still images and they’re so easy to unlock you’ll have them after beating the first full level.
Overall, I had fun with this. If there was more of it and the animations were gussied up, we could make some teddy bear magic. I’ve spent an hour in worse ways.