RPGM - Completed - You are a loss prevention officer [v1.1] [Oppaieats]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    A Gooning Goner

    This game is basically an interactive gallery.

    SFW Art Quality
    Backgrounds / Environment, Icons, UI, Character Designs (Depends), Visual Effects, etc.
    Basically anything unrelated to the actual NSFW Content


    3 / 5
    It looks fine enough. The environments aren't bad, but they aren't particularly eye-pleasing either.


    NSFW Art Quality
    CGs, Scenes, Sex-Appealing Character Designs, etc.
    Anything designed to get the blood (and hand) pumping.


    3 / 5
    While the characters are definitely appealing with good proportions, the "vagina stink" was off-putting, to put it bluntly. I also am not a fan of pubic hair, but I'm not really counting this since that's definitely a personal-taste thing.

    That being said, perhaps I am just incompetent, but I couldn't actually figure how to get any NSFW content? I was able to get them to strip, and was able to rotate them and touch them a bit, but I couldn't progress past that. So I can't really comment on anything that was actually involved.



    Animation Quality
    Self-explanatory.
    How good are the animations?


    1 / 5
    Unfortunately, this game has the "animated" tag while not actually having any animations.

    There are images of different "states", like talking has the mouth open, and there are a 2 or 3 frames for when they take off their clothes (I think), but this (in my humble opinion) does not count as being animated.

    It's fine to not be animated, but it should not be advertised as such, since people use tags to search for specific things (which is how I ended up playing it in the first place).

    If I notice that the animated tag has been removed, I will edit and remove this section of my review and update the score.


    Audio Quality
    Music, Actions, UI, Sex Sounds, etc.
    Anything that comes through my headphones.


    1 / 5
    Most of the game is devoid of sound effects, and the ones that play are the default ones provided by RPGM.



    Gameplay Quality
    Self-explanatory.
    While a truly great H-Game prioritizes the Game over the H, I am more lenient than I would be with non-H-Games since we all know what we’re here for, after all…


    2 / 5
    The gameplay is lacking. You click on the characters, getting responses, and making progress if you click on the "right" thing at the time.
    Points for there being interactions for different parts, and for there being a sequence / method, but it's really just a glorified gallery (if even that).



    Writing Quality
    Setting, Story, Dialogue, etc.
    Pretty much any text.


    3 / 5
    Effort was made to establish and maintain in the premise. It is clearly translated, but I don't mind that.
    There isn't much of an over-arching story, but that's fine for this kind of game.
  2. 3.00 star(s)

    primeumaton

    Giving this a 3 star is being generous. I love the idea, as the whole Papers Please /Imperial Gate or whatever style is really great.

    The gameplay is more about guessing where to touch than anything.
    Not very rewarding, and has no story as far as I can tell.
    It's just a quick click around until you've clicked it all kind of game, with three saggy type milfs. Theyre each the same gameplay.
    Bland imo.
  3. 2.00 star(s)

    Mega14343

    Fucking hell, I wasn't going to but I'm going to leave a review on this.
    The game isn't bad but it needs many improvements. In the UI and some tutorial would be nice, I had to read the guide on the site and even then I barely figured it out.
    You're basically going to want to do this: pick a girl -> touch her legs as if you were trying to find something, go to her back and touch her ass to find her id, click the id to say her where she lives -> go to her front, talk to her once to get her to take off her top, twice for bottom -> to to her back, take off her bra, then front and take off her panties -> click repeatedly on her pussy to make her piss herself, click her nipple to make her cum -> talk to her pussy to get to the fingering scene, open her legs, make her cum once -> go back to front, keep clicking her nipple until bro takes out his dick -> click on her with your dick to go to the sex scene.
    There, done. All 3 are exactly the same, so you see one you see all. The animations aren't bad, but not enough to justify the hassle.
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    A_Dolphin

    The game has a lot of potential with its premise and mechanics, you are a “loss prevention officer” who abuses their authority to blackmail SA, strip and r*pe 3 different women. During these acts you can use your phone to take photos of what you are doing.

    The art style is okay with 3 distinct women ranging from young to old (for those with different preferences/fetishes) who can be pursued. The h-scenes are okay with a tiny bit of story where you slowly strip the women before fingering them and eventually having sex. Theres a little customization with the ability to get the girls to hold their ID, move from a font to back view and later unlock a topless swimsuit (although it doesn’t work with any actions or scenes).

    All 3 woman’s have the same dialogue all effectively putting up little to no resistance and the same scenes with an additional sex position that is unlocked once you call a woman to meet you at a hotel.

    The gameplay is a little annoying at first as the clickable indicators aren’t entirely accurate and if you aren’t using a guide, you will just be spam clicking the screen until an event is triggered. This is made worse by the game requiring you to do it all again when you go to the hotel, rather than being able to jump straight into the action.

    The Scat toggle is a nice plus, but still requiring urination (not my thing) to progress to the sex senses is a bit annoying.
  5. 2.00 star(s)

    cyphre

    TL;DR: Great concept, horrendous execution.

    It plays essentially like a flash game, you call one of 3 women, do exact same things, forward to the scene, done with her. After you are done you can call her to the hotel to unlock an extra pose.

    When you go through the first girl it feels tolerable enough, but when you get to the second you realise that the text is EXACTLY the same, word for word, regardless if it's a student, milf or saggy grandma. They got same sequence of things you need to do and can do, exact same words they say, there are zero differences besides visuals. So while it may seem like it has variety, it's actually a lie.

    UI is quite confusing at the start, top bar may seem like a timer or alert but it's actually just a pee gauge, picking other options is a bit annoying too, for example if you have a card out and you want to make a photo you first need to switch to other action so card wouldn't be in the way. Overall game suffers from lack of care and QOL.

    Personally after i realised going through 3 girls isn't the end and you can call them to hotel, i expected sort of an Illusion-like progression, like if you do it enough maybe their attitude change or you unlock even more poses or something. I did the exact same song and dance with one girl several more times but nothing changed, so if there is some progression or ending or anything like this i did not see it and i doubt it exist.

    The only good thing i can say is 3 surprisingly good voice actors, i assume entire budget went into voices.

    Sadly it's pretty much a lazy flash game that doesn't even try. I wish things were different with this one since the concept is nice, but here we are.