Of all the terrible, nonsensical storylines I've ever seen, this has to be the stupidest.
To really drive home how stupid the plot is, I will try my best to summarize it here:
"Hello, I am the protagonist and I have boobs and I am watering my garden. Also I am magic or something."
"Hello, I am a random man. I saw a girl with big boobs and I like big boobs, so I bought this thing that should make her obey me, because otherwise she's magic or something and could kill me I guess. I dunno, the author was pretty vague on that part. Anyways, here I go trespassing into her house.
-characters get magically transported to another house-
"Huh?!?!? Why am I now in some random house with this random man? Oh well, guess I better look for clues or something to try and find a way out. Also, my aformentioned vague magical powers don't work here. Because reasons. Now when the random man gropes me, I can only go 'grrr' and beat him up instead of MURDERING HIM, and I shall treat this as me being utterly helpless against him for some reason."
"Hello big boobed lady. I am the random man and I am also exploring this house. Oops, my dick fell out of my pants. Hey, want to give me a handjob?"
"No that's disgusting and gross and I absolutely don't want to....but I guess I've got nothing better to do so I will comply for unexplainable reasons. Here you go!"
-solving some puzzles starts releasing aphrodisiac into the air because reasons-
"Boy I sure am horny now and will continue participating in increasingly sexual acts with the random man as I continue encountering him and solving puzzles. "
"Hi I am the random man again and we are now in the same room. Oh wow look the door seems to have locked behind you and we are trapped together in this tiny room. Want to have sex and see if that opens the lock somehow?"
"This sounds logical to me because ERROR CHARACTER MOTIVATION.EXE NOT FOUND so I will agree."
"Well I just had sex with you and the door is open as a result, let's go!"
"Hold on random man, I have decided that I am now obsessed with you and want to continue having sex with you, so therefore we shall do that."
"Oh okay."
THE END
If this sounds like a compelling story to you or you don't feel distracted by absolutely ridiculous and nonesensical premises and character interactions, go nuts with this game.
If the above sounds like a bad comedy rather than an erotic story to you, then only download if you're a fan of laughing at bad movies, and even then it's pretty boring.
There's probably other stuff I could review here, but nothing amazing that stands out or makes the game worthwhile. The overwhelmingly stupid aspect of the game that makes it worth passing by is how utterly ridiculous the story is. They didn't even try, man! Like at least tell me there's a shark in the bath tub or something...get me invested!
