Ren'Py - BizzareHolyLand [v39.0] [HMO]

  1. 2.00 star(s)

    aezur

    An rpg of sorts that feels like an mmo with several paths and a huge gallery to unlock, you play as some dude with celestial powers and your aim is to hump a bunch of angels and demons.

    Pros:
    Light rpg mechanics with stats and items
    Some of the art is amazing
    Balloons look really good which is rare

    Cons:
    Game feels like an mmo with generic walls of text
    Most H scenes don't represent what's going on in the text
    The english is completely broken
    Girls have blank stares on their faces and unnatural poses
    There's barely any music and the sound effect in H scenes is kinda gross
    It's really strange when you cum all over an angel then hump her afterwards

    If I was the developer I would focus on making less H scenes with higher quality and proofreading the story. H scenes would be great with some female sounds, but you should get rid of whatever the current sound is. The cum all over someone should be at the end of a scene not in the middle, and ideally with a choice from the player inside/outside.
  2. 5.00 star(s)

    NeriEU

    Truly a hidden gem.

    To start off: the dialogue isn't the best, it's hilarious at some points but the wrong kind of hilarious. Dev isn't a native Speaker and even tho there aren't many typos, some dialogue is kinda primitive.

    Art is absolutelygorgeous and animation is flawless. Easily the best part of the game. There are quite a few models to catch your eye and each One is unique and beautiful. I do not understand Why some scene didn't get an animation, but it is under development.

    MC is kinda likable, albait a little bland. The thing with Mc is: he never pulls out, I mean never. Dude loves his pies and I wouldn't trust him to pull out a turkey out of an oven. If there is hole you know MC is there with his "holy energy" to fill it up.

    5/5 cause it has potential to be something great.
  3. 5.00 star(s)

    Viole Eleonora

    art 12/10 : beuaty and smooth for these character
    storyline9/10 : too much route maybe should thinking the true route for finish the game
    H scenes: I love the scene and x-ray view

    so far my experiences is awesome....made me wanted to be mc in this food and evil land >~<
  4. 4.00 star(s)

    JLP603

    NOTE: I didn't reach that far into the game, only up to the free roam part.
    - you are a special existence, with the body of a human and the special ability to have magical cum that drives all the ladies crazy. You wake up with amnesia, yet still retain your personality of being a perv, and will now have to live in the heavenly realm amongst angels while demon girls and other forces try to corrupt the realm.
    - unique live 2d character portraits that move during normal idle standing and sex scenes
    - incredibly high quality art
    - some story and worldbuilding
    -engrish, weird dialogue between characters and writing. Not sure if its because of the language barrier or it's intentional and simply the creator's writing style but some scenes don't make sense or feel abrupt such as the mc suddenly getting mad at sophia the first angel when I think the author didn't really mean to make the scene play out that way or at least make the mc act like he was that angry at her .

    Final thoughts: v15. It's a promising game with some world building and plot but suffers from awkward writing, most likely due to either weak writing skills or the creator's poor delivery in english. The sex scenario writing could use some work and is mostly carried by the superb graphics and animations which elevates it from average to above average.
  5. 4.00 star(s)

    Cheemsburger

    Do you remember one of those appealing porn game ads on your favorite porn site when you are a horny teenager? but when you click on it, it's doesn't really show you the kind of game you want?
    Well my friend this is the real deal this time.
  6. 2.00 star(s)

    Sarkasmus

    TL;DR:
    - Sandbox-like gameplay without guidance
    - Bugs, Typos, weird grammar
    - missing visuals

    First of all a disclaimer: I did not finish this game! After an hour, I just didn't have any motivation left. I have to admit, after reading all those 4- and 5-Star reviews, I was quite disappointed.

    The art itself looks quite well made, but it feels like there simply isn't enough of it. They could just as well apply a "Text-Based"-Tag to this. Like, in the very beginning, the dev spends 14 paragraphs describing this heavenly blowjob that is apparently happening, while all you see is that one image of her floating in front of you, that was used for the conversation... and when there is an actual animation, it looks like they are taken out of a flash game from 2008. Just "objects" clipping into each other, covered up by white overlays to obscure the view. That's just lazy... take the time and redraw that 20x20px part of the image.

    Then you quickly reach some kind of free-roam-mode, and the story lost me completely. I think this game would benefit greatly, if the dev just once revisits the earlier versions of the game to fix them, instead of just piling on new stuff.
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    bunhas

    this game deserve more patreon pledge rather than some bad game out there i play it for a while now no matter how i see it the quality of the image and the scene was just good for people who get paid for $300 a month, rather than some lazy ass creator than only leech money from their donor up to $10000+
    this game need more support. try the game and you wont be dissapointed
    beautiful girl, a quick sex scene on for the new player, this creator deserve $10000 pledge a month
  8. 4.00 star(s)

    KCNC11

    The game is good in terms of story and content even with the all the typos. There are a few bugs especially in the gathering of ingredients. It would be great to put hints in the gallery so players could have a guide as to where and how to unlock a particular scene in the gallery.
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    DeyoZero

    The art is phenomenal, with impressive animation. The story is deep, the side quests are fun, and the puzzles are intuitive. There is item collection, but it doesn't block the main quest and it's not at all grindy.
  10. 4.00 star(s)

    Scy7he

    The game is good however, it is too non-linear for me...Don't get me wrong, having choices in a game is good but to the point where you feel like you don't know what you're doing makes the plot aspect of the game not stick out too well for me

    You can choose your on destiny but the destiny the game gives you for me personally aren't that great...Great renders tho!!

    Most of all the scenes could have been used in a story of a quest of our mc to be a full fledged divine being (just my opinion)

    Another aspect which lacked was scenes...there are girls drawn (sprites -> gacha game style) and except for actual sex scene...bj, hj etc was all just in text which kinda killed the mood...also on some scenes the girl is said to be sleeping but is obviously on her standing sprite position which doesn't feel right (I know it's hard to create custom art but it shouldn't be to the point of making me feel like the dev cheaped out...also having a silhouette for side characters instead of being an empty screen would be nice too)

    Anyways, still the game has good potential. But seeing the story branches and how convoluted it is, I don't know if I'll be playing the new versions with also my dislike for multiple playthroughs
  11. 5.00 star(s)

    dahlia

    Art is exquisite. The backgrounds in particular (at least many of them) are actual works of art, and wouldn't feel out of place framed on a wall. The NPCs (girls, really) are well animated, although the art quality suffers a bit as a result.

    Writing is solid. Its quality will probably vary between "good" and "very good" depending on personal taste.

    My main complaint is about the gameplay itself, as the navigation isn't very friendly (not always easy to go where you want, sometimes end up in unintended places, ...). This is made worse by the openness of the design (choices matter). Some will enjoy it, others like myself will regret that a lot of content can be missed.

    The gallery allowing scene repetition instead of only displaying pictures would be lovely.


    Update: latest update seems dedicated to improving (fixing ?) these issues, so i'm updating the rating 4->5
  12. 1.00 star(s)

    CappoUnknown

    This game is a raw diamond.

    The animation is almost perfect little bit short and only sex scene but very good.
    The story is also really good.
    Unfortunately there is no moan in the sex scene.
    All character looking really god and proportions for the characters are also good.
    But unfortunately not every scene have one character they are often scene where you only see the background.
    I can only recommend playing this game and supporting the developer!

    EDIT:

    I need to change my review, the new art style is so bad in comparison to the old one. I dont understand why he changed it
  13. 5.00 star(s)

    gulliblepleb123

    The art is insane holy shit. easly one of the best vn's i've ever played, it would be lovely to see more sex positions.

    also one thing i fucking hated were the arrows that make you move are very annoying and some times i lost where i was .