Identify ($200 Reward) Long-lost Browser Flash Game from Years Ago - Blonde Princess Knight

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So, this is a long shot! I'm searching for a male protag game I played at least a decade ago, maybe from around 2005 - 2010. Will pay $100 to the first person to post the answer in this thread as per https://f95zone.to/threads/offering-200-for-help.126140/ (edit: will now offer $200 if anyone knows the game!)

It was played in browser using Flash, and I think it played out similarly to one of the 'Meet and Fuck' games (it isn't one of those), with dialogue options listed and if you pick the right ones you progress, and there may have been a world map and point-and-click exploration but I'm not too sure.

The main thing is: one of the characters was a a long-haired blonde 'princess knight' type of character, and if you picked the wrong dialogue option (asking for / trying to force a blowjob) she would pretend to give you a BJ and then cut the main character's dick off with a hidden knife. There was some hilarious and poorly translated dialogue from the MC something along the lines of 'Aah! She cut my dick off! Now I donkey!' (I specifically remember the word donkey) and he would die and it's Game Over.

That's really the main thing I remember from the game. It was so bizarre and distinct, and for some reason I need to find it again for a nostalgia trip and my soul can finally be at rest. The only other thing is that I think the MC starts the game beneath a hollowed out tree, or maybe in a cave, before travelling the wider kingdom - but I might be getting that mixed up with something else. The donkey dick-knife incident is my biggest lead.

Also, this may not even be a porn game at all! The BJ-knife thing could just have been a humorous death scene rather than a failed H-scene.
 
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Just a quick update to say that I've checked all the actual Meet n Fuck games (I think) and I'm pretty sure that it's not one of them - but it definitely had dialogue options listed in a similar way. Also edited the post to say male protag, forgot to mention!
 

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Lavindor Kingdom
Not Lavindor Kingdom unfortunately, though I loved that game! (Also sorry for necro-reply, f95 never notified me of this response - though useful as a bump for the thread in case anyone comes along with more ideas!).
 

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Given it was translated, do you have an idea of the origin? I'm assuming Japanese, but you know what they say about assumptions.

Also, do you have any recollection of whether it was professionally developed or amateur/fan-made? Or the art style?
 
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Given it was translated, do you have an idea of the origin? I'm assuming Japanese, but you know what they say about assumptions.

Also, do you have any recollection of whether it was professionally developed or amateur/fan-made? Or the art style?
Yeah that's a really good question. My assumption would indeed be Japanese - but I wouldn't want to make an ass out of anyone...

It seemed professional or semi-professional, on the same level of quality as the Meet n' Fuck games. The art style was similar to a lot of Japanese material, anime-ish faces etc, but with a bit more of a westernised touch - I guess also similar to Meet n' Fuck, which is why those games keep coming into my head. If I do find this game someday, it'll be really interesting to see how much I've remembered correctly.
 

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Yeah that's a really good question. My assumption would indeed be Japanese - but I wouldn't want to make an ass out of anyone...

It seemed professional or semi-professional, on the same level of quality as the Meet n' Fuck games. The art style was similar to a lot of Japanese material, anime-ish faces etc, but with a bit more of a westernised touch - I guess also similar to Meet n' Fuck, which is why those games keep coming into my head. If I do find this game someday, it'll be really interesting to see how much I've remembered correctly.
There used to be a knock-off version of M'n'F games called something similar on newgrounds or playforceone back around that time, they followed much the same style as M'n'F games but didn't have quite the same quality in art and story. Can't remember what they were called exactly, only that it was a clearly a cheap knock-off.
 
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There used to be a knock-off version of M'n'F games called something similar on newgrounds or playforceone back around that time, they followed much the same style as M'n'F games but didn't have quite the same quality in art and story. Can't remember what they were called exactly, only that it was a clearly a cheap knock-off.
I'll see if I can track them down - thanks for the idea!
 

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So, this is a long shot! I'm searching for a male protag game I played at least a decade ago, maybe from around 2005 - 2010. Will pay $100 to the first person to post the answer in this thread as per https://f95zone.to/threads/offering-200-for-help.126140/

It was played in browser using Flash, and I think it played out similarly to one of the 'Meet and Fuck' games (it isn't one of those), with dialogue options listed and if you pick the right ones you progress, and there may have been a world map and point-and-click exploration but I'm not too sure.

The main thing is: one of the characters was a a long-haired blonde 'princess knight' type of character, and if you picked the wrong dialogue option (asking for / trying to force a blowjob) she would pretend to give you a BJ and then cut the main character's dick off with a hidden knife. There was some hilarious and poorly translated dialogue from the MC something along the lines of 'Aah! She cut my dick off! Now I donkey!' (I specifically remember the word donkey) and he would die and it's Game Over.

That's really the main thing I remember from the game. It was so bizarre and distinct, and for some reason I need to find it again for a nostalgia trip and my soul can finally be at rest. The only other thing is that I think the MC starts the game beneath a hollowed out tree, or maybe in a cave, before travelling the wider kingdom - but I might be getting that mixed up with something else. The donkey dick-knife incident is my biggest lead.

Also, this may not even be a porn game at all! The BJ-knife thing could just have been a humorous death scene rather than a failed H-scene.
Sounds like a scene that would be in one of the Sex Kitten games. There's several of them and they all have the MC getting horribly maimed if he fucks things up. Although they also have a health system so you usually don't die unless you've screwed up repeatedly.
 

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Sounds like a scene that would be in one of the Sex Kitten games. There's several of them and they all have the MC getting horribly maimed if he fucks things up. Although they also have a health system so you usually don't die unless you've screwed up repeatedly.
This was a great idea, thanks for the suggestion! Unfortunately I've had a look through their games and can't find it - but it's definitely the exact same style of game. As you mention there wasn't a health bar (when you asked this girl for a BJ it would be instant death) - and also the Sex Kitten games seem to be written in fluent english whereas this game was in broken english iirc.
 

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I think I know exactly which game you're talking about. It was definitely an old OLD Newgrounds Flash.
Yeah I'm thinking it's very old haha! It keeps bugging me so I'm upping the reward to $200 for the game, in case it ever comes to your mind. Thanks for letting me know I'm not crazy at least (and sorry for the sort of necropost)
 

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It reminds me of that or but i don't think that is what you are looking for tho.
 

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It reminds me of that or but i don't think that is what you are looking for tho.
Haha yeah not the ones, but the knife does bring back memories! :ROFLMAO:
 

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Maybe check out LOST LIFE hentai game if you're into that kind of stuff . i was surprised the dude dick got choped off. after that never played that game again lol. honestly fuck that game
 

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Hentai Bliss RPG (the first one). Blonde princess knight was the other route but the purple hair sword fighter was the one that cuts your pen0r off if you chose the dumb answer. Original game was deleted from Newgrounds but someone re-uploaded a few of them.
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