JJTrunks-
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- Apr 12, 2022
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Hello! Hi, Hey, morning, afternoon, whatever time it is and however you like to be greeted, I'm gonna start STRONG and CONFIDENT when I say: I'm a gooner
Aren't we all if we're on this site though? That's almost obviously a given unless you stumbled here by accident somehow... However the case, some people probably can't seem to find anything good within this hellstorm that is F95zone, however I've played over 300 games across several browsers, sites, and spent way too much of my time gooning
Why is that first part important though?
Well it should establish one major thing into that head of yours: I know what I'm talking about, and I've thought long and hard about what stuff should and shouldn't be here, but first, I'd like to establish some rules on what makes a porn game "good"
1. The porn (duh) if a game doesn't have good porn than why should you even call it a "porn" game?
2. The gameplay, on very RARE occasions can this save a game, but again can you call it a "porn" game if you're enjoying it for a reason other than the porn?
3. That's quite literally it, but what constitutes for good gameplay? (long unopolagetic yap session) That's sort of a tuff question normally I'd say "ALL RPG GAMES AREN'T GAMPLAY RAAHHH" but heres the problem with saying EVERY rpg is bad, games with unique mechanics for said rpg, y'know, slightly well thought out shit like lewd attacks, and... yeah idk I just like battlefuck, and to be completely honest, literally anything I mention that happens to be an rpg will probably have battle fuck, because lets be honest, losing just for a scene is kinda boring repitition, you just lose once, maybe twice and then clear the area easily because porn game devs don't know how to balance their own games, that's the hard part done, side scrollers? Awesome, if done right of course, just not text based or something super bland and you have a pretty good fockin porn game
Pretty simple rules right? Well as of writing this list I'm full expecting 20 games to make it onto here if I'm lucky, but we'll see as time goes on I guess, anywho, the yap session has ended, Support these games or I'm gonna eat your liver tonight
(if this gains enough traction I'll continue but I'm not really expecting this to explode for any real reason)
Karryn's Prison: One of the first and best porn games literally anyone will recommend you, it's an Rpg... which sounds kinda strange considering the rant about Rpgs just above... whatever, just trust me and many others, this is spectacular. Difficulty wise it's pretty hard, if you actually try a purity virgin run on the hardest difficulty you'll probably rip your hair out, even on easier difficulties if you're kinda dumb (like me!)
Max the elf (personally one of my faves): A "run or rape" side scroller, definetly one of the best you'll ever find, I don't care if your straight, you're gay now. Difficulty wise I never personally struggled when I wasn't crankin it mid attempt, so if you'er losing in levels, maybe you should stop jorking your thingamabob lock the fuck in.
Kincaid: Great gameplay, phenomenal art, and it's a metroidvania, which also happens to be my favorite genre
I'm not gonna try to scale the difficulty because I am actually way too good at games like these that I can't give you an accurate tell, I would say it isn't that hard but I'll leave other to find that out.
Tailbound: Top down game, similar to old school Zelda or something like that, can be hard at times but the scenes make it worth it. I will warn about the difficulty spikes in the last two areas from what I remember, so make sure you tuck it in your pants/panties for those areas.
Gamer Struggles (personally one of my faves): Side scroller platformer with combat, animated pixel art, amazing game over art, I mean what's bad about this? Okay the platforming is difficult so what? The dialogue at times seems like it was written by someone who's chronically online and that's the only downsides I can think of, other than that, basically perfection. PLAY THIS NOW IT'S SO GOOD!!!
Five Nights at Fuzzboobs: Literally a fnaf clone, not much else to say other than the fact that the scenes are pretty damn good. I will note you do need to beat night 5 for all the scenes, and technically you need to 100% for one other picture, but that's what begging for save files is for right? Difficulty wise it's somewhat easy if you know what your doing on even night 6 dare I say, but if this would be your first fnaf game then you'll struggle just a bit but it becomes pretty obvious after a few runs
Beat Banger: Rhythm game with some phenomenal art, can't emphasize it enough it's a very solid game, sad the development is so slow sometimes... Each level has difficulties so I won't bother explaining the difficulty, just... don't try to crank on out while in a level, I did that a few times and busting mid level might make you lose that hard earned progress, jorking to the beat is totally viable though.
Cosmobreeder: Furry NES style game with female and male protagonists? Hell yeah, definitely pretty hard but playable for the most part.
A Vixens Curse: An Rpg with beloved battlefuck mechanics, the corruption looks really good, as well as the scenes, and the game is really easy for my folks who are just trying to crank one out real quick.
A.I.D.A: Another Battlefuck Rpg, the scenes are in my opinion, pretty good, not so heavy on the gameplay since it's kinda simplistic but otherwise still a game worth checking out, also probably one of the only robot girl protag games you'll ever find AND enjoy.
Aren't we all if we're on this site though? That's almost obviously a given unless you stumbled here by accident somehow... However the case, some people probably can't seem to find anything good within this hellstorm that is F95zone, however I've played over 300 games across several browsers, sites, and spent way too much of my time gooning
Why is that first part important though?
Well it should establish one major thing into that head of yours: I know what I'm talking about, and I've thought long and hard about what stuff should and shouldn't be here, but first, I'd like to establish some rules on what makes a porn game "good"
1. The porn (duh) if a game doesn't have good porn than why should you even call it a "porn" game?
2. The gameplay, on very RARE occasions can this save a game, but again can you call it a "porn" game if you're enjoying it for a reason other than the porn?
3. That's quite literally it, but what constitutes for good gameplay? (long unopolagetic yap session) That's sort of a tuff question normally I'd say "ALL RPG GAMES AREN'T GAMPLAY RAAHHH" but heres the problem with saying EVERY rpg is bad, games with unique mechanics for said rpg, y'know, slightly well thought out shit like lewd attacks, and... yeah idk I just like battlefuck, and to be completely honest, literally anything I mention that happens to be an rpg will probably have battle fuck, because lets be honest, losing just for a scene is kinda boring repitition, you just lose once, maybe twice and then clear the area easily because porn game devs don't know how to balance their own games, that's the hard part done, side scrollers? Awesome, if done right of course, just not text based or something super bland and you have a pretty good fockin porn game
Pretty simple rules right? Well as of writing this list I'm full expecting 20 games to make it onto here if I'm lucky, but we'll see as time goes on I guess, anywho, the yap session has ended, Support these games or I'm gonna eat your liver tonight
(if this gains enough traction I'll continue but I'm not really expecting this to explode for any real reason)
Karryn's Prison: One of the first and best porn games literally anyone will recommend you, it's an Rpg... which sounds kinda strange considering the rant about Rpgs just above... whatever, just trust me and many others, this is spectacular. Difficulty wise it's pretty hard, if you actually try a purity virgin run on the hardest difficulty you'll probably rip your hair out, even on easier difficulties if you're kinda dumb (like me!)
Max the elf (personally one of my faves): A "run or rape" side scroller, definetly one of the best you'll ever find, I don't care if your straight, you're gay now. Difficulty wise I never personally struggled when I wasn't crankin it mid attempt, so if you'er losing in levels, maybe you should stop jorking your thingamabob lock the fuck in.
Kincaid: Great gameplay, phenomenal art, and it's a metroidvania, which also happens to be my favorite genre
I'm not gonna try to scale the difficulty because I am actually way too good at games like these that I can't give you an accurate tell, I would say it isn't that hard but I'll leave other to find that out.Tailbound: Top down game, similar to old school Zelda or something like that, can be hard at times but the scenes make it worth it. I will warn about the difficulty spikes in the last two areas from what I remember, so make sure you tuck it in your pants/panties for those areas.
Gamer Struggles (personally one of my faves): Side scroller platformer with combat, animated pixel art, amazing game over art, I mean what's bad about this? Okay the platforming is difficult so what? The dialogue at times seems like it was written by someone who's chronically online and that's the only downsides I can think of, other than that, basically perfection. PLAY THIS NOW IT'S SO GOOD!!!
Five Nights at Fuzzboobs: Literally a fnaf clone, not much else to say other than the fact that the scenes are pretty damn good. I will note you do need to beat night 5 for all the scenes, and technically you need to 100% for one other picture, but that's what begging for save files is for right? Difficulty wise it's somewhat easy if you know what your doing on even night 6 dare I say, but if this would be your first fnaf game then you'll struggle just a bit but it becomes pretty obvious after a few runs
Beat Banger: Rhythm game with some phenomenal art, can't emphasize it enough it's a very solid game, sad the development is so slow sometimes... Each level has difficulties so I won't bother explaining the difficulty, just... don't try to crank on out while in a level, I did that a few times and busting mid level might make you lose that hard earned progress, jorking to the beat is totally viable though.
Cosmobreeder: Furry NES style game with female and male protagonists? Hell yeah, definitely pretty hard but playable for the most part.
A Vixens Curse: An Rpg with beloved battlefuck mechanics, the corruption looks really good, as well as the scenes, and the game is really easy for my folks who are just trying to crank one out real quick.
A.I.D.A: Another Battlefuck Rpg, the scenes are in my opinion, pretty good, not so heavy on the gameplay since it's kinda simplistic but otherwise still a game worth checking out, also probably one of the only robot girl protag games you'll ever find AND enjoy.
