Short review with stolen format. Although it's a short KN, I'd recommend it to be viewed. The writing is good, I liked the jokes and innuendo, I am ESL but can't remember any obvious errors that can't be overlooked (sometimes mistakes happen(d)s).
I enjoyed the game and recommend it for you who are interested in a good story KN that has about 2-3 hours playtime.
P.S. Anyone that doesn't like a redhead can GTFO!
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☐ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☑ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☑ 50/50
☐ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☐ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☑ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☑ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☐ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
I enjoyed the game and recommend it for you who are interested in a good story KN that has about 2-3 hours playtime.
P.S. Anyone that doesn't like a redhead can GTFO!
---{ Graphics }---
☐ Each frame was painted by Da Vinci
☐ The Witcher 3
☑ They are really good
☐ Made with love
☐ Outdated graphics but still acceptable
☐ Looks like a PS2 game
☐ Paint.exe
☐ Looks like Atari game graphics
---{ Animation }---
☐ This is a movie you control
☐ There are many animated scenes and they are very good and fluid
☐ There are very few animated scenes, but they are decent
☐ Animation is literally two frames
☑ There is no animation
---{ H-Content }---
☐ Almost too much
☐ A lot
☑ 50/50
☐ Could be more
☐ Not enough
☐ Is this really a game porn?
---{ Story }---
☐ It'll replace your life
☐ Masterpiece
☐ Could make a book at Harry Potter level
☐ It can make you shed a tear or two
☑ A story worthy of attention
☐ You can like the story if you try hard
☐ Story makes no sense
☐ No Story
---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ Long enough to sing "Faroeste Caboclo"
☐ Equivalent to the entire "Lord of the Rings" series
☐ Exceeds 80 hours if you want to do almost everything
☐ Like a Skyrim
☐ You start it, your grandson finishes it
☐ The game never has a true "end"
---{ Gameplay }---
☐ More addictive than cocaine
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ It would have been better to see Pelé's movie
---{ Difficulty }---
☑ It's just watching the game
☐ I finished it with a guitar
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ It's one of those games that people study
☐ Dark Souls
(☐ Can be Changed)
---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Didnt see some
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ Can ruin the gameplay
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ Ubisoft
---{ Requirements }---
☐ Forget it, current technology can't handle it
☐ PC with very good CPU and GPU
☑ A decent PC, with a GTX 1030
☐ A PC with a video card from grandma's time
☐ Check if you can run Paint
---{ Do i keep the Game? }---
☑ Yes
☐ No
