This is a really hard one to review. On the one hand, this is an actual freaking game which is quite rare among H games. This is a full blown RPG with loot, gear to upgrade your units, skills, talents, etc. It's just light years beyond what you normally see in H games claiming to be RPGs and it is done well - it's fun to play. The premise is also hilarious - a witch uses magic on the MC to make his dick grow to a ridiculous size while simultaneously making him insanely horny all the time. How could you go wrong with that? Well... you could make him spend way too much time banging and eating out gross fat old ladies.
There are a lot of animated sex scenes and some of them are really good. The hot LIs (Frisha, Mira, Kate, etc.) really shine here. Also there is a decent variety - BJs, vaginal in a million creative positions, anal, etc. etc.
There are however some issues. My biggest gripes are:
1.) WAY TOO MANY older & unattractive LIs. This is so not my thing. When the MC was making out with some woman 20+ years older than him and 69ing her and shit, I felt like I was going to hurl. Then he blows a load on her face and it shows her face covered in spooge - so he leans in and they put their faces together and start passionately making out. <*Insert barfing sound*> Don't even get me started on the fact that you also pretty much have to bang the disgusting old witch to progress the story. Then she gets younger and it's supposed to be like oh it's all better now... except she's still pretty old and fat and ugly and now you have to keep banging her like clockwork to stop her corruption from reaching zero. And let's be clear folks, there is nothing optional about it which brings us to gripe #2...
2.) The game is set up in such a way that you effectively MUST repeatedly bang just about every single woman in the game in order to proceed. For example, you cannot upgrade your house until you bang the hell out of Emily a bunch of times and work your way through her quest line. I would be fine with this if all the LIs were... like young and hot and fit. But having to pork the hell out of fat middle aged ladies is a massive turnoff. This is a major problem. It also constantly bleeds over because in every case I have encountered so far, you actually WANT to bang one chick but then because of the story you wind up forced to also start banging her mother, which then eventually leads to the mother coming and joining in for a threesome when you go to bang the actual hot one... it's a mess. Every fucking time I go to sleep at the inn now, Claire sneaks into my room and just jumps on my dick while I'm sleeping (Claire is like >50 lbs overweight and again, decades older than the MC.) Gross.
3.) There are some weird scaling/pacing issues. In some situations, enemies are clearly scaling to stay close to the player's level. However in other situations they do not. So sometimes if you don't do a quest early on, when you go to do it, it's absurd because you are level 25 and the enemies are like level 9. This happens a lot because there are so many interwoven quests and you may HAVE to wait on one of them which forces you to hold off on others that are depending on the results of that one. There are also some quests you may encounter VERY early on that you need to be quite high level to accomplish (such as the werewolf quest, Anya's house getting broken into, etc.) I encountered the Anya one when I was level 7 or so. Yeah the enemies are level 35 in that quest. Why the fuck does that quest spawn before you are at least level 30? It makes little sense.
4.) Once you start to get deep into the game, they break the 4th wall way too damn much with pleas for you to support the game on patreon and vote (as a subscriber) if you want to see more content built out for a given character or storyline. Having bright red text at the top of the screen where it shows your current texts begging you to participate in Patreon is really obnoxious and breaks immersion. It's also unsettling like, what do you mean, you haven't planned the story out? Like you're just winging it from here on out based on what the mob votes for?
I want to love this game but, they desperately need to untangle the storylines a bit and/or rework it so that you don't have to spend >50% of your time banging nasty cock-hungry grandmas.
There are a lot of animated sex scenes and some of them are really good. The hot LIs (Frisha, Mira, Kate, etc.) really shine here. Also there is a decent variety - BJs, vaginal in a million creative positions, anal, etc. etc.
There are however some issues. My biggest gripes are:
1.) WAY TOO MANY older & unattractive LIs. This is so not my thing. When the MC was making out with some woman 20+ years older than him and 69ing her and shit, I felt like I was going to hurl. Then he blows a load on her face and it shows her face covered in spooge - so he leans in and they put their faces together and start passionately making out. <*Insert barfing sound*> Don't even get me started on the fact that you also pretty much have to bang the disgusting old witch to progress the story. Then she gets younger and it's supposed to be like oh it's all better now... except she's still pretty old and fat and ugly and now you have to keep banging her like clockwork to stop her corruption from reaching zero. And let's be clear folks, there is nothing optional about it which brings us to gripe #2...
2.) The game is set up in such a way that you effectively MUST repeatedly bang just about every single woman in the game in order to proceed. For example, you cannot upgrade your house until you bang the hell out of Emily a bunch of times and work your way through her quest line. I would be fine with this if all the LIs were... like young and hot and fit. But having to pork the hell out of fat middle aged ladies is a massive turnoff. This is a major problem. It also constantly bleeds over because in every case I have encountered so far, you actually WANT to bang one chick but then because of the story you wind up forced to also start banging her mother, which then eventually leads to the mother coming and joining in for a threesome when you go to bang the actual hot one... it's a mess. Every fucking time I go to sleep at the inn now, Claire sneaks into my room and just jumps on my dick while I'm sleeping (Claire is like >50 lbs overweight and again, decades older than the MC.) Gross.
3.) There are some weird scaling/pacing issues. In some situations, enemies are clearly scaling to stay close to the player's level. However in other situations they do not. So sometimes if you don't do a quest early on, when you go to do it, it's absurd because you are level 25 and the enemies are like level 9. This happens a lot because there are so many interwoven quests and you may HAVE to wait on one of them which forces you to hold off on others that are depending on the results of that one. There are also some quests you may encounter VERY early on that you need to be quite high level to accomplish (such as the werewolf quest, Anya's house getting broken into, etc.) I encountered the Anya one when I was level 7 or so. Yeah the enemies are level 35 in that quest. Why the fuck does that quest spawn before you are at least level 30? It makes little sense.
4.) Once you start to get deep into the game, they break the 4th wall way too damn much with pleas for you to support the game on patreon and vote (as a subscriber) if you want to see more content built out for a given character or storyline. Having bright red text at the top of the screen where it shows your current texts begging you to participate in Patreon is really obnoxious and breaks immersion. It's also unsettling like, what do you mean, you haven't planned the story out? Like you're just winging it from here on out based on what the mob votes for?
I want to love this game but, they desperately need to untangle the storylines a bit and/or rework it so that you don't have to spend >50% of your time banging nasty cock-hungry grandmas.