Anecdote
A guy comes to the doctor, doctor, my dick hits my knee when I walk, my knee hurts.
Trim it a little. Doctor - no problem, lie down on the gurney,
we'll give you anesthesia now, and then go to surgery. The nurse saw - yes, she says, I'll carry him in my arms for the rest of my life with such a dick, let's cut off his legs instead.
Doctor - I don't give a damn, let's do the legs. The guy comes to after the anesthesia, slap, slap on the blanket. Well, I knew it, troubles never come alone. His dick wasn't hard, now they've cut off his legs too.