English: 7
User Interface: 4
User Experience: 4
Art: 6
Dialogue: 4
Story: 4
Opinion: 4
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Avg: 4.71/10
I really don't know why this story bugs me like it does. A lot of it does stem from every female character gushing about how cool and strong and "badass" MC is, when you the player have never once been shown what it is he's ever done. And another part is that every internal thought or back-and-forth between characters is "Damn, she's hot" or "I know [INSERT CANNED BRO-SIS RELATION HERE], you think she's hot but can we please stay on topic?" So none of it is conducive to giving a sliver of a shit about any character. But there's also just some intangible thing that rubs me the wrong way. And at the current time of writing I can't describe it, so if I figure it out, I'll let you know. But all that aside, another gripe I have is the blatant false advertising of the graphics. The banner, I know, is usually some photoshopped hook for potential players, but I don't understand how the graphics can be so downgraded in the actual game.
So the story cold opens with "Totally not prepubescent" MC being berated by his father for no reason. They argue, MC leaves and then their maid essentially says "You were nice to me lets do some sex." And you get to see MC's first of many totally unearned sex scenes for just existing. Anyway, MC says "I hate my dad, and this town. I'm too pop-punk for this" And with no plan whatsoever, runs away with (his totally not sister) Izumi. But his parents are rich and give them money so they don't struggle, even if daddy hates them for no reason. Then a time jump of YEARS. And you don't even know how many, just that MC has grown a foot and a half and every woman in his life wants to jump his bones, for, wait for it.... No discernable reason. You "meet" MC's gf Sayu, a succubus that is a virgin (because god forbid a woman have sex before meeting you) Lala, and a couple other love interests with no personality traits to speak of. Then, suddenly, MC's mother sends a new maid, Tisha, to get MC and Izumi saying "I want to wait for MC to arrive before telling you what happens." Then, when he does arrive, she says "I don't want to tell you why I'm here, let you mother tell you." Like, WHY? Why did I have to read any of that to get a non-response? And then MC travels back home, with no hesitation I might add, and all the while just ogling Tisha and that's enough for her to just be like "Yeah you can make sex at me." Mind boggling. And I wanna chime in here and say, Sayu, the gf, was possessive over MC, and only greenlit Lala to have sex with him so MC cheats on his girlfriend. So, he's not some amazing guy anymore, is he? (Only to be retconned with some fabled off-screen conversation MC apparently had with Sayu)
Moving on, MC learns that Mirai, the maid that sexed up the young MC, and their father were attacked. And the mother's only statement about her husband dying is "Your dad's dead, anyway it doesn't matter." (later revealed he's still alive) Then she gets MC and Izumi to enroll into the magic academy. Why? No one knows. But MC and Izumi just decide "Yes, I will uproot my whole life at the drop of a hat for no reason." The had a decent life only to run right back home. MC goes to school, has black mana or whatever, is chosen by some ancient sword, and everything meanders a bit here. Another little tid-bit is outside of the dad and one random asshole in a bar, MC is the only male character model at all. And it leads up to a line that says in the future this is where there will be a sandbox, and I hope that day never comes as sandboxes are boring and add nothing to adult games. And to add to my frustration, characters that haven't even met MC are already swooning over him. And then you, the player, have to sit through a magic class and "learn" how to use magic. At most it will be one choice later in the story about a spell to use, at worst MC is (obviously going to be) some chosen ultimate being with all the powers and there will be no problems. So Dev cuts out conversations about sex and intimacy (in a sex game) and includes useless knowledge about magic. And being taught as if you were a child. Great.
And I really don't mean to single this one out, as it's a big issue I have with the genre as a whole, but just how quickly all these women fold to facilitate sharing MC. People are selfish. You, reader, you're selfish, you wouldn't want to share probably even these digital maidens that virtually fawn over you. So the idea that all these women just take no more than 4 lines of dialogue to convince them to be cuckqueans is annoying. You know what would create interest and make a decent amount of character drama that you'd actually WANT to read? Dealing with women that have more thoughts than "Well, as long as we're all happy, that's good." ANYWAY. The English is fine. A bunch of spelling mistakes but fine. The UI/UX is default Renpy except for the main menu and a bunch of random colors for buttons and text. The art, like I said, is significantly worse than the banner. And there's THREE different art styles for the characters. There's default KK models, models that REALLY want to be from world of warcraft, and then the secondary characters that are some much more detailed than the main characters so they just look out of place. The dialogue is either baby speak to teach MC something. Or MC's brain turning off and him thinking "WOW I SEE BOOBIE, ME WANT SEX." Really, I had high hopes for this but at every turn, it just disappointed me. If you're like me and think about the plot for more than 10 seconds it will probably turn you away.