Short story: A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
The Marshall:
"Im sorry to inform you Commander, that the Empress is occupied with a cape test at the moment. But her aunt the Duchess wants to see you in her private alkove. Oh, and as a personal advise: She seemed a bit... lonely in the last days"
Our hero was a bit disappointed with this news, especially when he got a short glimpse in the Imperial Boudoir.
The Empress:
- "So,what do you think, countess?"
- "I think it goes perfectly with the Stars-of-Andromeda belly chain jewelry, Your Sleek Highness"
But then, his disappointment... vanished
The Duchess (the perfect nipples go in the family, obviously)
"Thank you for coming, Commander. I wanted to thank you personally for your service. And I've heard so many stories about your... manoeuvring skills. Living in the palace can get a bit lonely. Oh, looks like my gown slipped..."