Since I'm more into mystery moods than pumpkins: And then for a moment, the mist above the lake cleared, and out of the water our hero was approached by the most beautiful woman he ever saw, and she spoke "welcome my prince, I've waited for you all eternity. Lay down your clothes and rule this world with me with passion and desire." And sultry voices in the wind whispered "Oh those hips... Compliment her hips! She likes that!"