One for the Age of Conan fans: "Welcome handsome traveller, I'm a healer. Strip down your leather and I will tend to your injured muscles. And you can rest on my soft fur... .... ..."
Aaaaand: dreamcougar #5559898636: When the photographer approached the cougar laywer on the street and asked her if she would be interested in a "light erotic" photo session, he wasn't aware that she's so... uncomplicated. "Do I look hot enough? Shouldn't I put some wet lotion on my body?"