(Very tight bodied) dream cougar #484552658: "Don't stroke your morning wood too much baby, I'm gonna wait on the balcony and prepare a juicy breakfast..."
I am not sure if posting a comic strip is allowed here, but I made a strip about you know who, and decided I wanted to share it here and perhaps a few other places.
If strips are not allowed, let me know and I delete the strips, but leave the source images.