This review will contain some spoilers, although there isn't really much to spoil. Also, I assumed I finished the game since after Chapter 3, nothing popped up on the UI telling me for a different mission as I encountered a bug where it completely breaks the UI when trying to hide it. Never press H as if you try to turn it back on, it'll show a black screen.
GAMEPLAY:
Just like what this game was based off of, the gameplay is simple: Pick up boxes, deliver them. However, in Chapter 2, you have to roll a barrel up a hill to deliver it to your destination. I don't know if the barrel breaks in water, but handle the barrel with care. There's a huge pond over the hill and may possibly destroy it.
After Chapter 2, you have to deliver what I assume to be a corpse to another station. I don't know if there's more than 3 chapters or not, but even if there was, 3 chapters were more than enough for me to quit the game.
GRAPHICS:
Godawful. The game this is based off of actually had good graphics, but they couldn't even render shadows correctly. There appeared to be a blinding beam of light in the water but nothing that could be the source of it. The grass barely looked like grass. The water without the deathray burning your eyes doesn't look like water. It's simply just terrible. (Note that I maxed this game out to the highest graphics settings it would go.)
BUGS:
Yeah, uh, there's quite a bit of them. There's also stuff that didn't make sense. Why is there a door when you can walk around it? Why can I stand in this crate? It just doesn't make sense to me how someone could overlook these during development.
MUSIC:
No. Just turn down your volume. I had mine at 3 and it sounded like it was at my normal headphone volume, which is around 60. It doesn't sound good at all (my personal bias).
SOUND:
Same thing with music, just no. Every time you jump, it sounds like your character is moaning. Just... WHY? There's not even much sound other than grabbing crates and landing.
OVERALL:
There's many porn games you can play to either waste time or actually play. This is one of the worst out there. It's not fun, it's not satirically bad, and it's nowhere near pretty. It's not worth buying and it's not worth getting for free.
GAMEPLAY:
Just like what this game was based off of, the gameplay is simple: Pick up boxes, deliver them. However, in Chapter 2, you have to roll a barrel up a hill to deliver it to your destination. I don't know if the barrel breaks in water, but handle the barrel with care. There's a huge pond over the hill and may possibly destroy it.
After Chapter 2, you have to deliver what I assume to be a corpse to another station. I don't know if there's more than 3 chapters or not, but even if there was, 3 chapters were more than enough for me to quit the game.
GRAPHICS:
Godawful. The game this is based off of actually had good graphics, but they couldn't even render shadows correctly. There appeared to be a blinding beam of light in the water but nothing that could be the source of it. The grass barely looked like grass. The water without the deathray burning your eyes doesn't look like water. It's simply just terrible. (Note that I maxed this game out to the highest graphics settings it would go.)
BUGS:
Yeah, uh, there's quite a bit of them. There's also stuff that didn't make sense. Why is there a door when you can walk around it? Why can I stand in this crate? It just doesn't make sense to me how someone could overlook these during development.
MUSIC:
No. Just turn down your volume. I had mine at 3 and it sounded like it was at my normal headphone volume, which is around 60. It doesn't sound good at all (my personal bias).
SOUND:
Same thing with music, just no. Every time you jump, it sounds like your character is moaning. Just... WHY? There's not even much sound other than grabbing crates and landing.
OVERALL:
There's many porn games you can play to either waste time or actually play. This is one of the worst out there. It's not fun, it's not satirically bad, and it's nowhere near pretty. It's not worth buying and it's not worth getting for free.