Anyone else give their MC a stupid name whenever they get a chance?

[Agent HK47]

Inquisitive: I have no idea meatbag, perhaps you'd enlighten me.

I don't like being called "meatbag". I would prefer if you used the term "liquidious fleshbag" instead :tf:

 

[Shagbot]

I played a game recently, can't remember the name, and the target chick referred to me as "Randypan the handy man". It's moments like that, that make life worth living.

 

[freedom.call]

I've started to call mine Darth Seduction.

1. Cool name.
2. Gender neutral.
3. I have a scapegoat who doesn't talk back.

 

[DarthSeduction]

I've started to call mine Darth Seduction.

1. Cool name.
2. Gender neutral.
3. I have a scapegoat who doesn't talk back.

You got me genuinely cracking up.

 

[freedom.call]

You got me genuinely cracking up.

My good deed of the day.

 

[MrXV]

I use Bob..No It's not my real name..Bob is just a funny name to me. I dont know why.

 

[Gold613]

Male Chars I always choose same thing, Bruh or Dude, Primary partner interests, Luna, secondary etc , Lana Dana and such.

 

[eosar]

Alan Strodeyer, at your service.

 

[Lorric17]

 

[DaScoot]

I go with Dick Spurter, or Puss Spurter if it's as a lady. No particular reason, but it came to me once and it's easier than thinking up new dumb names every time.

 

[Nerra]

For the most part I'm not very imaginative when it comes to names in porn games. If given the option to name my character, when I play a male MC I name him 'Dick', and when I play a female MC I name her "Pussy'.

 

[zephrates]

I put a little too much thought into it one time, and a little time on Google translate. All my male MC's are named Coles, which sounds like a fairly normal name, but is actually Latin for penis. I occasionally name female characters Rinta, which means breast, I don't remember what language.

 

[Whyllow]

I usually just go with "Alex", with different surnames as whim strikes me. That way, even with games not telling me the gender up front, I'm still mostly covered.

 

[BigMini]

I like simple. So mostly I go by "Dude". It workes in most contexts and is short and simple.
The odd times I have to add a surname I just go with "Awesome". Mr. Awesome, Dude.

 

[Goblin Baily: DILF]

If it has a last name I pick "longschlong"

 

[Farnuge]

Pantsdown Handondick

Tinycock Shitstain

Shitcock

Jerkstain

99% of the games the MC is via the story actually a rapist shitbag, so i don't ever take naming them serious.

Hilarious when the object of the MC's affections starts calling them Pantsdown or Tinydick

 

[Midnite Guerrilla]

Depends on how blasphemous I feel. There's something taboo that appeals to me as an ex-Catholic about having characters ask "Jesus" to fuck them.