Alright, since this is the last hurrah for Astral Lust, I figured I’d dust off my old review and give it a quick makeover to match this final update. Played through it, had some fun, but man, this game’s got some baggage that keeps it from shining. Let’s dive in, shall we?
The Bad Stuff:
First is the girls in this game. For an porn game, you’d expect some jaw-dropping designs, but these ladies are just… meh. No sparkle, no charm, nothing to make you go “whoa.” And the graphics? Totally middle-of-the-road. It’s like the devs said, “Eh, good enough,” and called it a day.
What really grinds my gears is how this final update feels like a rerun. No big upgrades, no fresh bells and whistles, nothing to make you feel like they went all out for the grand finale. It’s the same old Astral Lust we’ve seen before, just with a new coat of paint that’s already peeling. Oh, and don’t get me started on the bugs. From glitchy gameplay to straight up crashes, it’s like the game’s begging for a timeout.
The opening just way too long. It’s like the story’s trying to set a world record for “most time spent before anything interesting happens.” I was ready to take a nap by the time it got going.
The Good Stuff:
Its not all doom and gloom. The story’s got some spice to it nothing Oscar
worthy, but it’s quirky and different enough to keep you hooked. Plus, it doesn’t lean too hard into that try-hard “edgy” vibe or make you cringe, which is a win in my book for an AVN.
The H-scenes? Oh, they deliver. Plenty of them, and they’re done well enough to keep fans of the genre grinning. And the combat? It’s simple, sure, but it’s got just enough kick to not bore you to death. No need to overcomplicate things, right?
TL;DR: Astral Lust brings a decent story and a solid dose of H-scenes to the table, but the bland character designs, so-so graphics, buggy mess, and zero upgrades make it feel like a missed opportunity. Just an average game