VN Ren'Py Completed Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator [Final] [Curse Box Studios]

[Easy Pete]

takes dynamite opens console setessential <ref> 0 kill loots caps

*ending slide* Narator: "And so ends the tale of Easy Pete 'The Prospector', also known as 'Big Dick Pete', killed by a cheap ass courier who could have used 'player.additem 000000F 9999999' but instead chose to be a shit stirrer"

 

[esoom]

Is there any NTR in this?

 

[ni-se-sabe]

Here only US and RU machine. And Russian models 25 years ago =)

US= Lolis.
RU= Milfs.

 

[npervola]

I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme tr***ies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[wacek]

ok so someone just made a game about helis DATING(srsly?) and got a [Completed] tag...

while shieeets like breeding season cloud dingdong and some other simbros with XXXX$+/month founding can't 0.1/year

 

[melih714]

Thanks nice game

 

[titiwin]

Attack Helicopter Dating Simulator

...... any NTR with an aircraft carrier?

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[DrWho8248]

Helicopters? Dates? No Fap-Fap content add?
Hmmm...
What it is the shit strange Project and why it place here? O_O

 

[morpheusahrms]

jesus fuck vanilla ice is that you

 

[Aldoril Sharpe]

A Hind D?! What's a Russian gunship doing here?!

Snake? SNAAAAAKE !!?

 

[YoloCrayolo21]

Well, at least someone found a way to make that dead unfunny joke funny again

 

[KingRocket]

Finally a game for my demographic.

 

[Leafy]

Maybe this has been asked before, but can the helicopters drop Communists into the ocean? I know that's a pretty specific fetish, but like.... No kink shaming, kplz? :3

 

[Leafy]

Also, are any of the helicopters futa? I want that door gun to strafe my treeline.

 

[Weeb Dream]

Hello? Based department?

 

[PeggyBlackett]

Helicopters? Dates? No Fap-Fap content add?

You never heard a helicopter fly by?

It goes "fap-fap-fap-..."

 

[MontyKino]

 

[Bloodly]

three words how to basic

I don't understand. At all.

 

[Demon Jhim]

i cant think of a snarky or funny comment for this so heres a image View attachment 753423

Bismarck wheres the Yamato.

 

[RayAsher]

Nothing like beating your meat to Apache-chan before she blows you , literally that is