Oh. My. F*(&*@!. GOD!!!. This 112MB Game will litteraly devour the fcking sack and all your weirdly curved penises from fapping and will send you to places you dreamed while being kinky-jaggerdy-drippingly-HORNY-in-yer-momma's woumbs!!!!!!! O_O
Now really, i accidently stumbled upon this precious gem today and while i hopped through the first 2-3 screenshots i though "um what the hell ? It has the graphics of those eaaaarly fap-fap games way back when they been like 10-15-20MB and played on DOS, but... like... on steroids (HD) A-N-D ANIMATED?! -_^ &_& *-*!!! Thats gotta be like the god damn HOLY GRAIL-ARC OF THE FCKING COVENANT type of thing *rainbows from ma mouth*. FOR THE OLD TIMES SAKE, I AM GETTING THIS EVEN IF THE DAMN EARTH STARTS TO SHATTER INFRONT OF MY RAINBOW-POURING-EYES WHILE BEING DOWNLOADED!!!!"
Seriously.
Graphics - *number not invented yet* /10 SUPERB.
Girls - ------//------ /10 KINKY HORNY SLUTS (Yes it includes a god damn unholly sucubus that would make a FCKING DUAL-MIRROR-IMAGE OF HERSELF WHILE SUCKING YER COCK)
Variety of ways in form of mini-games-way-to-earn-gold - 20/10
Bloody drippin ALCHEMY that is bound with tending a garden and variety of plants that except for alchemy can be used in multiple other ways (gifting, cooking, in the story etc etc etc damn man ur a god damn Mozart-like-genius!) - 20/10
A not-so-mini-game inside the actual game (i wont spoil for those that havent played yet/reached the point, but a mini-maze-rpg-floors-MERCHANTS THAT SELL GALLERY STUFF *even cock starts to shoot rainbow at this point* and so on and so on. *Again number not invented yet*/10
Thats it im speechles from here on. If i was Bill Gates, i'd donate Microsoft to that guy! GLORY AND PRAISE from me.. ur a genius! <3 \_/_
P.S. Kids, don't do crystal meth. Its bad for you. =)
P.S.2 Mods please don't ban me... *-* im sowwy! that was just an overflow of emotion. <3