VN - Ren'Py - Completed - Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

I love this game, it's like a stud simulator where you have to fuck the most hoes to win. It's great for fulfilling fantasies of being a bodybuilder sex god as a teenager. And banging a mix of plastic Barbie dolls with porn actresses. It also caters to my fetishes of muscular women, there are like 3 or 4 characters like that, all with varying degrees of fitness.

The writing is funny and the plot is absurd. You'll probably spend a lot of time chuckling to what you read if you actually decide to give this game a go. The game plays like a very simplistic dating sim, with only 4 stats that are raised in a very straightforward manner, which is perfect for me because other over-complicated and unrewarding dating sims like Love & Sex bored me to death and frustrated me to no end.

The most difficulty you'll have in this game is constantly clicking the right-button to keep save scumming, because some of the choice options aren't always the most obvious, and every lust points are needed to defeat your rival. But do not despair, for this game will quickly give you what you came here for: PORN. I didn't play for even 5 minutes and I was already in a sex scene.

Now for the bad things, the voice acting isn't always that good, specifically, I didn't find the MC's mother's voice very sexy. Also, the game is not only incomplete, but inconclusive, it just ends after the current amount of days available have passed. I'm hopeful for future updates, but for now I cannot give this game a higher score.

A great game. If you are into this kind of body type thing with massive everything, then you are gonna love it.
It has enough elements to let you choose how you wanna play, which girls bang and when. It's a shame the gameplay uses a 7-days structure, meaning that the amount of actions you can perform per walkthrough are limited since the game ends when you reach the final day. A sandbox mode would fit perfectly here, and would make this already great game even better.

The graphics are excellent, dialog has no noticeable typos, and you can sleep with almost every female character in the game. Only minor complaint is the voice acting which the game won't let you skip. Looking forward to seeing this one get completed.

DL'd, tested and was laughing my ass off ten mins in. Then went back several times to see what's possible with current content. Lots of potential for replaying to take different paths. Keep up the good work!

A great game that would love to see completed. Clever and engaging story, charaters and backdrop mesh well with the premise. A unique and original animation style. Also very well programmed with very few if any bugs, which are very quickly remedied by the dev whenever updated.

Refreshing change from the copy and paste adult games out there that repeat the same boring story premise and an over indulgence in forced 'down with the kids' dialogue. Battle of the bulges will actually make you chuckle, rather than roll your eyes at half baked cliché.

it's a really fun game, i laugh a lot and the 3d is really nice, faces look really pretty i really like Frieda face and Brittany. wish the game was longer , but guess it's still in development.
EDIT:
Change my rating because seems the game is already finish? so can say the things i do not like.
I don't like you can't unlock everything in a single play thrugh and you need to be playing the game again and again.
It's okay there no cheats, but at least give perks in the game to win time and be able to complete all task, like a time machine or inter dimensinal votexes to play the day again doing other stuff.
There is not futanari content, nah kidding on this one!

Fun game with a nice gameplay

Chara design :
Well nothing much to say here...it is an assumed choice from the author, if you don't like it, don't play it. If you don't mind, give it a try, you might like other points of the game. Overall, the girls are pretty decent

Animations :
A bit weak, the sex scenes are often a bit disapointing, but it's not bad either

Story:
Well it is a classic one, a bit funny, a bit cheesy, a bit boring at times, but overall it is decent stuff

Gameplay :
IMO it is the strong point of the game. It is pretty uncommon that a game of this genre offer some concrete objective and competition. The objective is very simple but damn efficient : you got a rival in school and have to fuck more girls than him by the end of the week, but you might have often the same targets. It gives a lot of motivation and thinking on selecting the moves you are going to do, which girls to seduce first... It really works well. You can get also items and money by a lot of different ways which allow you different approach later.

Usually I remove one star because of the gameplay aspect that is very often forgotten. Here, on the contrary, the gameplay is what makes this game interesting, apart from the bigboobs bigcock fetish.

4 stars with the potential to be 5 stars with some little enhancements

I'm absolutely loving this game. I'm liking the humour and the situations the MC falls in. I'm more of a "take it slow" kind of guy that loves to abuse the heck out of games' rpg-like mechanics (aka grind hard af), hence why I'd love to have a free roaming mode with the events tied to weekdays and no José trying to cuck DA MAN, but I'm also liking the pacing so far, even though it's impossible (and from what I've read, it's intended to be this way) to do all the events in any given day.

Anyway, it also helps that I kinda have a fetish or fantasy around the same bs situations of the game, so I'm definitely enjoying it and I encourage whoever might be taken aback to give it a try.

This game has so much potential because the models are great and the lewd scenes are fantastic. Sadly, there are many things dragging this title down, things that could change completely if the right decisions were to be made. For example, the game is designed to require multiple playthroughs (probably more than even 2-3) to get all the scenes with all the girls. This wouldn't be a problem by itself because the Ren'py engine has a powerful console which would let players who can't stand the idea of multiple playthroughs get around it and those who like it can play as normal, everybody wins. Unfortunately for some incomprehensible reason the game has been coded to detect when the player has attempted to cheat and just stops the player short at that time.

I'm not going to mention any specifics but out of all the most popular games on this site, in every game where cheating could even work it DOES work and sometimes is even ENCOURAGED by the developer by coding in their own cheat systems. Because they know that allowing cheating in porn games is just a win-win for everybody.

Add to all this that, at least in my experience, the game throws up errors every or every other update forcing you to restart your progress way too often, which just makes the problem of forcing multiple playthroughs an EVEN bigger problem.

I'm sad to give a game with such a potential such a low score but as it stands this game drags some top level modelling and lewd scenes down into the dirt, through all the problems described above, to a point where the game is nearly unplayable and just a complete chore to try and get through. I will be happy to change my score as soon as some of these points are remedied but right now it is my honest opinion that this is the score the game deserves.

Unless you like spending way too much time playing the same game over and over just to get a few new things; stay away from this game. It just isn't worth it given the current direction it's going. Hopefully this will change in the future.

wow can't believe I stumbled on this junk... created an account just to review it. I like big tits but this is crazy! Not only does this game have unrealistic propoprtions but it lacks any originality. fuck as many women as possible - literally almost every game on here. Plus the 'humour' fails every time

Why does the main character look like a deformed ten year old? why are most of the girls about 13 or 14? Why are the tits bigger than my head and the dicks as longf as my arm? this game is insanely bad!

The reasons why i gave a good rating

is due to the renders animations originality and humor

Renders/Animations are really good

Originality is probably one of its kind while some people may find this game to be a cuck game if you pay attention to the introduce its actually a game between 2 muscle heads to see who is the alpha male and by doing so they have to complete to see who bones the most girls. I give that a 10/10 due to it being the first of that plot ive actually played and ive played alot of games.

Humor there is alot of 4th wall breaking in this game and its very self aware and the humor itself is not that bad i give it 9/10.

There is also voice acting in this game which is a rarity in porn games only 3 other than this i can think of has this.

In my opinion the mom the principal and the german student are the best voice actors .

I am giving this game five star rating because it tingles some of the deepest fetishes in me, it has huge amount of content, hillarious humor and astounding graphics. Even rare updates do not spoil the mood for me

Up the kipper
Very nice, enjoyable fetish, dedicated developer, hope this gets finished, stay on target
Funny story, challenging gameplay, nice anti console feature.
Well executed concept in a unique genre, keep up the good work, unique style of art, voice acting a welcome bonus feature

The game is amazing and the creator deserves the praise, for this wonderful erotic game! But more importantly, Tim interacts a lot with his fans, and that is really cool of him. Lots of people are also interested in this game, and it's popularity as bolted upwards. Being a big breast fan, I am happy to see this!

Art in the truest sense of the word!

Tim cares a lot about the game, he is patient and receptive to criticism, yet he is able to maintain his unique vision of the game.

Excited to watch the progress of this game to its completion.

awesome amazing game that get me hard every time, love a good huge cock reaction this game as plenty. Can't wait to see more in the next updates. maybe its weird but i wish he was even bigger haha. All the women are really hot in their own way. Script is good too

I usually wait until a few updates are done before trying a game, a few games that I have played that are work in progress usually end with me not wanting to go back to them. Whether its game breaking bugs that prevent me from wanting to go further to games that have pacing that is uneven and hard to keep steady.

With this game, I'm very happy that I was/am patient for each update because he is being consistent with he has planned. Wonderful job, Tim! Look forward to the next version and future updates!

[v0.4]

Straight up, the game includes fetishes that don't really interest me (as in huge muscles, over the top titties and other "weird" body types) except incest (shhh don't tell anyone), but i like the game a lot.

The renders are not bad, scenes are OK and the game even has some animations during scenes which also look OK (a plus in my book, as long as the animations aren't really bad).

Story wise, it's pretty standard, teenage boy moves with mom and sis to new place, goes to school, bangs chicks, explores places... Not BAD, but something seen many times.

The biggest plus of this game is the fact that it doesn't take itself too seriously, most of the characters are kinda a little bit goofy, most of the characters are likable,except José (fuck José and hopefully his mom *wink wink*), none off the scenes I have seen are very serious nor is the main character concerned with fucking his own family members (MC just wants his dick wet).

Highly recommend the game, if you are into that sort of thing, it has enough content to entertain yourself (and your little friend) for some time even tho I would recommend to use the console to change the time ("hour=x", x is the number as in 18:00 is hour=18 and so on) to see as many scenes as possible.

And again: FUCK José!!

Really good. Over the top humour, lots of real choices to make (not like in some games where all choices end up in the same place again), great artwork. I would have added a sixth star because the dev provides source, something not many devs do. It helps both the player in understanding the game and the dev in pointing him to bugs.

This game does not hide what it is about oversized dicks and tits, and if you are like me then this is perfect. It is an actual game where you have to think through your decisions rather than just click to follow the story. The choices are not inherently difficult, but it is not an easy ride. Lots of replayability and outstanding content. My only complaint is the protagonist has stupid hair.