VN - Ren'Py - Completed - Battle of the Bulges [v1.0] [EpicLust]

This game is goofy, silly and tremendous fun to play. It actually IS a game, where you have (somewhat) competition in banging the girls and have to make decisions and manage your time instead of the usual graphic novel stuff.

In honor of this game I started naming all my characters DA MAAN.

One of the best game on the forum. Am I glad the author managed to close it (he lost his motivation at some point and started to develop other game)

With renders created with Tim you can either love it (big tits, asses, cocks, muscles and so on) or say it is not really your thing.
Scenes are nice, sounded and has at least one smooth animation (I wish there could be more)

He juggles nicely with different elements and fetishes so you can find some flavor for you. Mostly incest ( if you apply patch from the guy he never met), some avoidable ntr.

Dialogs are hilarous. Many references from popculture, porn world. It is like child of monty python and erotic movies.

You can see how much author learned about renpy coding and game development by comparing this game and the new one (apocalypse).

This is unique game with renders, animation dialogs and vibe itself.
I hope in time, Tim will create the part 2 of BOTB

I have never laughed so hard while playing an adult game until I played this one. Yeah the humor might be wrong but I guess I have a twisted scene of humor. The wanna be baywatch scene I damn near ruined a monitor spitting my drink out while laughing. The jab at the Nazi's was funny as shit too from the fire scene. My fav had to be how was your day..I was sexual assaulted by the principle today..my innocent little pumpkin LOL. Game play was ok took abit to guess how to win at the end. The laughs to me made this game. Give a whirl.

I'm conflicted with this one. There are a bunch of things I enjoy about the game, but the few things I don't like are such a massive problem that it completely ruins everything else for me.

Let's start with the good.

Visuals 8/10 - They look comical and over-the-top and yet the work very well. The game has this tongue-in-cheek tone and the graphics fit nicely. It's not winning any awards but they're unique and fun.

Gameplay 6/10 - It's a decent free roaming world that actually feels rewarding to explore. Grind stats, talk to girls, level them up to unlock things. This would be really good except....

Playthrough Efficiency 1/10 - You can't unlock everything in one playthrough. You can't even unlock a fraction of the content. This game will force you to play through it MANY times to unlock everything and frankly I'm not willing to repeat content that much.

Worst of all,

Cheats 0/10 - this is the kind of game where some players are going to desperately want cheats. But this developer so actively works against those players that he even put anti-cheat measures in the game. WHAT!? Who the fuck hates their players this much?

As far as I'm concerned that's inexcusable.

Not everyone wants to be forced to play the game the way you want them to. You've created an open world - let us experience it the way we want to. Instead of encouraging your players you literally included a slap in the face in your code. Delete that shit immediately and apologize to your players. What a shitty thing to do.

Would like to give a nice 5 star rating to this game. Been a big lover of this type of game. Surely a lover of big curves I also like that there is almost no grinding so you can enjoy what you came for.
Also like the idea of giving excuses to character to change clothes. Since woman do not wear the same cloths for ever

Keep up the good work. You have a fan here.
Be nice.
Be safe.
Take care of each other.

really only needs more muscles on females and bigger tits and asss but otherwise this shit is hitting 1000 for me
great concept
great execution
good cg/story ratio
decent release schedule
great girls w/ good variety
9.5/10

Love it. Crazy over the top, and provides a solid amount of challenge as well. I think too many games take themselves far too seriously, this one does not. Ridiculous storyline, gigantic assets, and plenty of different paths to take that keep the replayability high.

Overall a great game with lots of positive feedback and acceptance of genuine feedback from the dev. I'd love to see a more detailed walkthrough, perhaps not for "total conquest" but maybe the most optimal choices for each individual girl.

It's a fun game that goes to some bimbo extremes that are hilarious (and in many cases still sexy). It's also brutal by design to the point of having an anti cheat which currently isn't convenient to disable so know going in it's meant to be a challenge where your opponent tries to screw (literally) any woman you fail with.

It's fun for one play through no question, beyond the novelty though it's really only an average game. Not bad, not good, unless you really like or dislike the exaggerated look or heavy time limits and replays, then it's probably a star or two better or worse for you.

Whatever you may think about the body proportions in this game, love it or not (I usually don't, but its fully logical in this crazy set-up, and goes with the spirit of the game), you have to admit this is a game playing in its own league.

PROS:

-The dumbest, funniest, most light-hearted, ridiculous, hilarious porn story setting I've encountered so far. You actually chuckle and laugh at some of the dialogues. Lots of clever winks at many things.

-No "realistic" hang-ups, taboos, bad-feelings, bullshit plot twists. All chicks are big-boobed bimbos falling for big dicks. Man, can the writer in this team PLEASE offer his services to, like, almost all other Western porn amateur games? We're almost talking about japanese-level quality in the crazyness and delirium here. Total, complete fantasy.

-The text is very very well written. This is a real added-value for me. Just the right amount (what usually makes writing good writing), good English, perfectly well rythmed.

-Ok, so I'm not at all a fan of body-builded dykes. So what? Slender-bodied bimbo slut lovers like me have at least a good dozen girls to win over, let the others get pounded by your nemesis.

-Brilliantly simple game rules. It ain't even finished (waiting for that final Sunday and the end of the battle I guess?) and you can already have a feel of a completed game.

-I have not - REPEAT - NOT been compelled to play the game with a walkthrough, since it is so simple and intuitive, and yet really rich in content and options. I managed to win over nine chicks on my very first (and not last for sure) game.

CONS:

Very minor, just for the heck of a balanced rating...

-Sometimes the text+panel takes a while for you to click to the next.

-Stats can as far as I know only be checked at home in the MC's room.

-Voices are an extra effort made in this game, but sometimes are obviously (or at least I'm sure) a man's voice deliberately high pitched (which kind of puts you off). But hell its funny.

-This is perhaps unfair to say, coz maybe the game is unfinished, but I wish some sex scenes were repeatable and/or you can keep on fucking chicks you've won over (wasn't able to do so with the mom, she goes back at being prudish even after you fuck her). But hell, maybe it will be part of the final version.

I'm at my utmost limit supporting games, so I can't support this one yet, which I've just discovered. But obviously these guys/this guy deserves it plenty! Keep up the brilliant work.

10/10, would definitely recommend. this games got humor, sex, plot, and a fun challenge. who could ask for more? hours of fun and replayability. (the massive tits and giant cocks are icing on the cake)

I fucking love this game ! I might be a little biased because I've been a big fan of Tim's work for almost a decade, but if you like the thought of a muscle bound horse hung teenage stud fucking every bimbo in sight then your doing yourself a disservice by not playing this game. Obviously if your turned off by unrealistic body proportions and situations then this game is not for you. Also there is plenty of incest, which I think is a big plus but I know others will think the opposite. I don't have many issues with that game but the biggest is the voice of the mother. I can hardly stand that baby talk bullshit. One of my other complaints is the difficulty of being able to fuck certain girls in the game, but no good game doesn't have challenges and doing them can be quite fun and rewarding. Keep up the excellent work Tim and I really hope you get back to finishing this game very soon.

Great Game
The characters may look funny (and to be honest I preferred them to be a little more normal-looking) but this is actually a great game.
Many different paths and strategies to score more in the limited days available.

If you're looking for a game with some decent humor, girls praising the shit out of you and over just what a sex game is supposed to have, then this is a great game to pick up! If you ignore the physics-defying proportions that this game can sometimes have, then the only real pain is that there is a specific optimal route that if you don't follow, you may not get to experience everything the game has to offer. However, the CG Gallery can essentially let you rewatch and "replay" through the scenes you love or those you missed, so that's a big plus in my book.

Firstly, if you're looking for realism, give this one a miss. If, however, you're looking for something fun, over the top, with LOTS of sex, and is an actually game, you'll love this game!

What you see is what you get. The girls are ultra-everything: busty, muscular, ditzy, teasers, horny, and so much more. There are different personalities to the different girls.
This is not a VN, it's a game. The story is contrived, but fun. The gameplay is challenging. It's a harem-type game, but you have competition from one of the chars. You can choose to try and beat your rival, or simply play to fuck as many girls as possible.
It gives you multiple ways to play, as there are different achievements to unlock. So replaying the game is almost as rewarding as playing it for the first time.
Slight drawback for me is the voice-acting. I actually like the lines, though they're funnier than sexy, but there are sequences which are quite long, and make replays a bit tedious, as you can't click through.
All in all, it's a really fun game, and gives some great fap material.
9/10

One of the better games i played here so far.
Renders are nice, and i really enjoy the "story"
I love the ironic approach and the straight forward stile of the game.
Only a few things i dont like.
The animations are not that impressive.
The cock is a little over the top, i get that its meant to be huge, but a little less would be more.
And i have problems with the "voice acting" this random porn samples are a downer for me. A random girl dirty talking with no connection to the character just doesnt fit. Other games just go with moaning and sex sounds, what i think is much more immersive.

Keep up the good work, greetings.

haha this was just ridculous packes with bimbos, muscle ladys , muscle boys , insane dicks and crazy cumloads so yeah kinda nice niche thing going on here is fun to go through once.
There is this minigame vs your opponent to not let him steal your prey but it is easy since it is so random just rload and the event may not happen same tactics go for some events to make them happen, but it's not really necessarry the content so far is about 6 days i think .
So i enjoyed the different art even has a few good animations and weird voicings which sound slightly pitched and other sounds(mostly uhhnngh) are awful.
Dialogues meh very dumb but occasionally so dumb that they entertain.
Funny luckypick"game" with the cabins and parasols likes that more than i'd have expected.

For v.061 playing through is a bit too railed for me and not so much to discover around thecore of mishappenings /alternative events if you chose another option.. it builkd up toward the prom so that may be the end where you can pick xy it looks so far which would mean to play through again to get other events also i didn't find the replay events or gallerys maybe there are in the computer or not included yet so to get these you need to replay which can get boring to feel slowed by choices or load to trigger some random events.

TLDR- Look at them tits! Refreshing ridiculous art bonkers dongs big loads in a nice shortish hunt romancing!? you dare we got bimbos ;dialoguewho man we got muscles try if you think you can handle that.

The developer tries to punish players for using cheats by calling it "lame". That is, he doesn't want the player entertained in his game, but instead endlessly grinder and restarted game for grind.
Along the way, watching your opponent without any problems fucks girls, because you are somewhere not got to the right event to prevent it.

This game is not like any games about grils..they all are beautiful strong abs with sexy body girls and MC has a rival Jose that fight with to "scores" so many girls as possible.Mc have to find a quick way to all region before jose.

I love this game, it's like a stud simulator where you have to fuck the most hoes to win. It's great for fulfilling fantasies of being a bodybuilder sex god as a teenager. And banging a mix of plastic Barbie dolls with porn actresses. It also caters to my fetishes of muscular women, there are like 3 or 4 characters like that, all with varying degrees of fitness.

The writing is funny and the plot is absurd. You'll probably spend a lot of time chuckling to what you read if you actually decide to give this game a go. The game plays like a very simplistic dating sim, with only 4 stats that are raised in a very straightforward manner, which is perfect for me because other over-complicated and unrewarding dating sims like Love & Sex bored me to death and frustrated me to no end.

The most difficulty you'll have in this game is constantly clicking the right-button to keep save scumming, because some of the choice options aren't always the most obvious, and every lust points are needed to defeat your rival. But do not despair, for this game will quickly give you what you came here for: PORN. I didn't play for even 5 minutes and I was already in a sex scene.

Now for the bad things, the voice acting isn't always that good, specifically, I didn't find the MC's mother's voice very sexy. Also, the game is not only incomplete, but inconclusive, it just ends after the current amount of days available have passed. I'm hopeful for future updates, but for now I cannot give this game a higher score.