- Oh, my little paparazzi! Do you want to see your Mommy just like those naked babes from daddy's magazine that you found in our bedroom yesterday?..
by kropotkin
Mom on a nudist beach:
"So, where is that naughty boy hiding? I bet anything that this brat is secretly filming me now so he can jerk off all night long!.."
by kropotkin
- Help me! The treacherous savages have kidnapped and tied me up! Oh, who will help a lady in trouble!
- Don't be afraid, madam! Andy "Speedy Coyote" will save you! But first I'll take your payment, my lady!..
by kropotkin
Everyone always says how important it is for a mother to mold their sons into decent young men. Jack's mom has been molding him for some time. Now she's started molding his best buddy, Carl, too. She takes her job as a mother very seriously!
by Deleted member 2741424