"Cure" for insomnia:
Aunt Tina: "I don't know, sis. This seems a little...weird."
Mom: "Don't be silly. You said you were having trouble sleeping, right?"
Aunt Tina: "Well, yeah, but..."
Mom: "But nothing. Your nephew is exactly what you need. Trust me."
Aunt Tina: "But my husband..."
Mom: "...isn't here. And I'm not going to tell him. Are you?"
Aunt Tina: "God no!"
Mom: "Alright then, it's settled. Jack, be a good boy, and help your aunt. And when you're done, come see me."
Jack: "Yes, mom."
by Deathstrike2