HTML - Beef in the City [v0.21.0] [Pig&Pug]

  1. 3.00 star(s)

    Freundin aus Denken

    Pretty decent game with a bigger focus on like 5+ girls. That being said the intro fools you atleast it fooled me. I'm a fan of Katrina Jade and an even bigger fan of Tru Kait. What followed was an amazing intro with great scenes of these 2 actresses in a pretty UI. After that you get dropped in the actual game where for the longest time ever neither of these reappar.

    After a recent Update Tru Kait got a scene later on (which sucks but w/ever).

    Maybe once fully released it will be less of a problem (who am I kidding here...) but as of right it's suboptimal game design/player communication. I don't wanna see 4 savannah bond scenes before getting to the girls from the intro. I guess it's supposed to be a teaser and hypes you for later on but with an incomplete release there isn't really a light at the end of tunnel right now. Besides that it's above average/average with a decent ui, a weird point/premium system and good scenes.
  2. 3.00 star(s)

    Satori6

    I'll start by praising the game's UI: it's enjoyable, easy to use, read, and navigate.
    Anyone doing a real-porn HTML game should study this game as an example of what the UI should be like.

    Unfortunately, that's the single good thing I have to say about this game.

    Sometimes it will offer choices, but they're meaningless because both result in the same.
    For example, refusing to get blackmailed by some character results in some "Oh, I better agree" nonsense that sends you to the same scene that accepting the blackmail would.

    Other times there's fake choices, in the sense that all options amount to the same result. eg; a screen with only two choices "I'm too tired" and "I don't care", both resulting in the same.

    The text is well written, but unfortunately, good grammar can't make up for poor dialogue and descriptions. Here's an example of an actual scene:
    "It's only now that you realise that your dick is erect and has been pressing into Vel's inner thigh since you started hugging."

    Was that written by a woman? Because I don't think any man out there could have their dick pressing against a woman's thigh without noticing it. It's literally the most sensitive part of the body: you could feel a mosquito's wing touching it.

    On another scene, the MC asks "What should I do now?" while a woman is offering him her ass. And we're talking about an MC that all women want to fuck, for whatever reason.

    The plot -or lack thereof- is as bad. Half of the scenes involve a talking dog, which gets annoying and is a turn off: who wants to see dog pictures in the midst of supposedly erotic scenes?

    The game is full of scenes with the talking dog, and dreams where the character turns black, paired with some of those pictures that people who've never done acid think is what acid makes the world look like.

    It feels like it was trying to emulate the vibe of that detective game where the MC is both a drug addict and a magic user and can end up turning into a dog after going on a lucid dream binge, but since this game doesn't offer any context to support it, the result is instead silly and cringey.

    The porn itself is all from brazzers, so it's basically the most popular models having sex in generic scenes and positions.

    All in all, a waste of a magnificent UI.
  3. 3.00 star(s)

    wpeale71341

    I really gave this one a good college try. But.....the constant pug images being shown in a porn game is just too much. I have 3 pugs and a shih-tzu. That is some seriously deflating imagery to me. That plus the story makes little sense as well. I quit after the pizza chick flashed me. Game was not giving me any impression that the story was going to get better any time soon. Being humiliated and forced to play a character who is on a hard LSD trip and seeing talking dogs as well as being mixed up about his own race. (Sec scenes he is portrayed aas white. His brother is shown as being black. His reflection in a mirror is black. I guess his mother who he makes blow him in the kitchen is black. This game is just too much of a head trip.
  4. 3.00 star(s)

    jessigrund

    The scenes are good which is (sadly) enough for a lot people but if you care about the dialogues and the story it's not worth your time. Characters and interactions have no depth, it's like reading the new generation marvel movies writing while watching fake ass high budget brazzers porns. Everybody's sole purpose is to fuck somebody or something and they do. With no buildup and no decision making.

    I'd give a "terrible" score if we didn't have tons of garbages on the platform, this one is at least working well, technically.
  5. 3.00 star(s)

    Jove76

    MC moves to some fictional city, with rather loose laws, gets mugged, and wakes up to a talking pug. Not certain if there is some "magic" going on, or the MC has brain-dmg from his beating, but either way it is well written and entertaining. Between that, lucid dreaming, and drugs, its all pretty gonzo - Like "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", with porn. Has an actual plot.

    Loses a star, or two, because of the treating sex-scenes like a mini-game. I have no desire to be shoehorned into viewing specific scenes, and missing ones I might prefer, to reach the optimal "results" for the scene. It ruins immersion, and it is just plain annoying in a porn game.
  6. 5.00 star(s)

    Das Ras

    really solid game with quality scenes and writing that is not only written by an english speaker but pretty fun to follow along with!

    The UI works and is nice and I look forward to the rest of the game!
  7. 5.00 star(s)

    alexvamp132

    Damn, this is a pretty good game. In fact, it's great if you go by HTML standards. Good UI, decently told story with funny gags and great porn. I wish that the developer would add more kinks in the future to make the roster more diverse. Hopefully it won't be abandoned like some of the other games.
  8. 5.00 star(s)

    Gakko_dev

    Wow... just Wow...

    The UI of this game is really something! I don't know how someone can achieve this level of perfection in UI.. I wish I could give 10 stars for the UI alone.

    For the porn, it's good but I wish the variation would be more varied than what currently is. But overall... This is a game where it stands out from most of the HTML real porn game out there... Thanks for sharing
  9. 5.00 star(s)

    CarnifexRu

    Honestly, this is all in all a pretty solid HTML game.

    The porn quality is good, the overall story presentation is interesting, the scenes are great, and the UI looks good too. For a player like me who doesn't like to grind and click through the same text on a second run in order to get all the missed scenes, this game is a blessing. However, this comes with the downside that the game can feel linear at times.

    TLDR: This game is really good for what it sets out to achieve. If you come expecting a branching storyline akin to the AAA games out there, don't bother. But if you can enjoy a nice story with funny moments and great porn to boot, you won't be disappointed.
  10. 5.00 star(s)

    kk0566

    the game is coming out good as of now. Though it has too much story and no free-play or sandbox part to it but i believe that will come along the way. Other than that the game seems to be packed with everything, including drama, emotions, etc. Definitely a game to look forward to. Keep doing the good work guys.
  11. 2.00 star(s)

    downloadu

    Poor game for me. No real mechanics. Just a simple visual novel with binary choices.

    Pros:
    - High quality porn
    - Nice UI

    Cons:
    - User choices do not really affect the plot
    - Primitive humor
    - Only porn keeps the player engaged. No missions, no goals, no important tasks
  12. 5.00 star(s)

    jonas132

    I'm placing this review so the game gets the attention it clearly deserves. The quality is way higher than you can expect from a first release of an HTML game, a lot of effort was poured into it. I loved the interactive sex scenes the most, it provides a good flow.
    Personally, though, I wouldn't say I liked the story and vibes. Also, I hate pugs. But the story and plot itself are objectively good, so it's just me. So, I'm sure there is an audience for this work, and I suggest everyone give it a try - even for the 0.1 there is a ton of content.