My pinkie hurts, which means I'm a happy man!
What a blast from the past! An ARP. game you can play with a single hand! 
But oh boy the gameplay is simple as logs, the boredom will make you mad as a box of frogs!
Though the story of an adventurer who was kicked out of his house (FOR A VERY BIG REASON!!!) may catch your interest, so do lots of fine ladies, waiting for you to steal their hearts (don't expect anything out of vanilla though).
For the love of God... Please do not the cat. Cat is cursed. Cat is silly. You will regret it.
If your brain is still not too rotten from the overstimulation you may easily get these days, then give this old and forgotten artifact a chance.
This time machine certainly can make you look at things a bit differently and put a balm to your heart...
CHALLENGE CHALLENGE!!!
You think you are tough?! HMPH! Try the crazy rookie challenge! With a level 1 at the start and enemies 100 times stronger than before... ahaha... you'll be forced to crawl in this game like a loser, until you break it and force it to cough some funny numbers and enemies will melt at your sight from cringe, because you wasted your time on something so stupid and meaningless.
You think you are tough?! HMPH! Try the crazy rookie challenge! With a level 1 at the start and enemies 100 times stronger than before... ahaha... you'll be forced to crawl in this game like a loser, until you break it and force it to cough some funny numbers and enemies will melt at your sight from cringe, because you wasted your time on something so stupid and meaningless.
It's over, but they won't be forgotten.