TLDR
Meh at best.
Buy on discount to say the least.
Gameplay
Beat em up, Side scroller, Platformer
Just spam attack or jump over monster. Killing them doesn't matter.
Story
Milf streamer adventure in unknown planet in bunny suit to promotes her merch
Live stream for more viewer and maybe her retirement funds
Sex scene
Chibi Animation sex but most them are side view.
Tropes and parody
Slime sex
Tentacle sex
Traphole tentacle sex
Mimic sex
Very big goblin sex
Dog sex
Pokémon sex
Machine electrocute sex
Masturbating herself
Egg laying
A Milf moans like teenage girl. It's good but also it's feel off.
While the controls take some time to get adjusted to, the game is very fun, has unique visual style that feels just so slick and pleasant to see. The streaming antics are amusing as well. I just wish it was longer.
There's one major thing wrong with the game. The jumping is astoundingly floaty. And "not running" is literally never desirable, and you can't just hold shift - you have to press it after you land every time. And although some places you're explicitly told (with an arrow in the background) to fall into a hole, but other places there's no advice and it's just oops damage or maybe a secret.
But all that said, this is not a 1.5 star game (the average when I rated it). The porn is nice, the physics are eminently manageable, and it's reasonably fun. On F95Z's 1-5 scale, 3: it's ok
Short 30- 1 hour game that has decent animations. The platforming is bad if you arent using the space bar to jump. The game explains every other control but the ideal jump key which is misleading. The game has a lot of bugs in regards to the train cutscenes where the cutscenes overlap and have different audio/dialogue inputs (to avoid the bug as much as possible just press LMB once you reach the rock paper scissors and cutscene) . Overall the game is decent and enjoyed my time with it but due to the bugs and misleading buttons I will only rank it 3/5.
It's kinda boring.
The others describe the game best: it's a boring platformer and it has the bad habit of needing to "lose" to see the sex scenes.
I'd add more to this description but there isn't that much?
The sex scenes are boring couple of frames animations, there's no variety that I've seen, you don't regenerate health easily and often if you try to explore the map you end up falling and taking damage, so it's also the most extreme of railroads.
Get a save with the gallery unlocked: this entire thing would've worked better as a zip file filled with gifs honestly.
Reading the thread and reviews I'm a little confused.
Complaints about platforming and hitboxes? I'm not sure we played the same game.
---
Ch. 1 Jumpu
Ellie's jump is floaty. It's floaty. She jumps like she's on the moon because she is a bunny! You know, the ol' Japanese belief that bunnies are from the moon.
This is the platform challenge that only kaizo goddesses can complete:
I jump so early, so far from the edge, and I still made it, and then just held forward.
You gotta hold shift. Hold shift to run, hold shift while jumping and use Z to jump. Don't use WASD use the arrow keys. Use two hands, pervert!
---
Ch. 2 Attack!
Press attack 3 times, you have a 3 hit combo. That's all. You don't have to just do air spins. Your 2nd and 3rd attack swings your club. Which looks like sake 'cause she's a bunny waitress.
---
Ch. 3 Everything else!
It's another game where if you want to see sex you have to walk into enemies or fall for traps. Which you should do if you want to eke any enjoyment from this game with boring, easy platforming and combat.
Don't worry about taking damage, enemies don't do enough damage to hurt you, you can jump past enemies no problem, and if you have to fight the 3 hit combo stunlocks every enemy except 1.
If you do get caught and you want out, just hit the attack key (X or J) 5 times. Doesn't matter how fast or slow, just 5 presses of attack.
So either have as much sex as you'd like or look at the gallery! Sex doesn't affect gameplay until you defeat the 1st boss. After that you can start laying eggs! This is just a for-fun mechanic. Fuck enemies till your heart-gauge fills and then you'll masturbate 3 times before entering the egg-laying animation.
But you can see all of this cute art in the gallery.
There story here is just that you wanna leave the planet. I guess if you wanna see Ellie call her viewers pigs, you get a tiny bit of that? I feel like, if you're a masochist who likes girls talking down to you, you'll be disappointed by how little Ellie calls you scum.
There's just a few sex scenes outside of the monsters, and they're kinda cute, but there's no lead-in, no setup, just Ellie playing with toys and having fun, then it's back to the game!
Outside of the handful of sex stuff, there's a couple bosses. They both have a very simple, repetitive pattern.
The game feels like it was made by one person, or a team who's never played platformers before, and since there's very little dialogue there's really no reason to play. You gotta have at least one of those 2! Story or Game. But if you do play, it's super short. Like an hour if you spend time looking at the sexy stuff?
Anyway, the art is the best part of this, and it's all in the gallery! To the recycling bin with you, bunny.
these controls are complete garbage, and i hate it. you feel far to heavy to be doing platforming, even your run feels like you should be some heavily armored guy with a massive gun, not a bunny girl with a BOTTLE
I don´t know about the actual game since the tutorial grossed me out already
Porn: ?/10
combat: ?(probably 5-7?)/10
haven´t gotten there really. Clapped 2 slimes in the tutorial.
Platforming: 2/10
The jumping and moving itself feels pretty smooth but right after the tutorial you have to make an edge jump which feels luck based since you get random velocity. Sometimes enough sometimes not. Followed by a wall grab which happens about 30% of your attempts.
Unfortunately you don´t heal and if you accidently saved before that section with half hp you can only mess up that jump 3 times.
So its a lot of running and hoping for good luck.
This wasn´t worth the anger to get to the porn part for me.
Gameplay wise it's between being decent and god-awful, as hitboxes are unclear, best way I found out how to manage combat was relying on mid air attacks as the on ground attacks have a weird, clunky swing area, leaving you constantly open for attacks.
H-wise it's not great either, it's too little and too basic/barebones
The game isn't really difficult, especially once you get the hang of the clunky hitboxes. They're weird, not inconsistent. So at least there's that.
Although it seems at times the devs put love into this, I can't say it performed well at all. Seeing the completed tag, I doubt they'll continue to fix/add stuff, so it's really no more than a 2/5 for me.
TLDR: Play it if you're bored out of your gourd, at least the boss sections have mildly entertaining gameplay
Edit: Forgot to add that movement works just fine, actual skill issue from the guy above me. Only issue movement wise I can think of, is that sometimes letting go of shift for a split second might fuck up your next jump as it removes the sprint momentum. Annoying for sure, but not the end of the world.
Speaking of jump, there's parkour sections, they're fine but the second one was painfully boring and frustrating as platforms didn't stop and kept bouncing up and down, left to right, making it more of a waiting game than parkouring. They kept moving out of sync and order while 3 of those flying enemies kept going up your ass. Was back to normal by the third parkour section.
