Unity - Cafe Maid - Hentai Edition [v1.45] [Woop Media]

Pull quotes for this game would probably include, "Stunningly mediocre", and "A tribute to graphics and mechanics from the iphone 3".

The game is a clicker with wait and prestige mechanics. The UI is cluttered, and elements that pop-up often cover other elements you need to interact with.

When "flirting" with girls they'll ask a question which will immediately be pushed off screen by the three options you're given to answer. We'll ignore the dialogue because it doesn't seem to matter to the game, and it also doesn't seem that it mattered to the writer either, just go ahead and click through it like you were going to anyway.

Dates in the game involve selecting a location and waiting for a predetermined period of time, tabbing away and listening for the background sound to change indicating that it was completed. There doesn't appear to be any reason to keep the window active during the date as you only watch a counter tick down.

The art here is stunningly mediocre, which seems to fit well. The part that stands out the most is the execution, it's almost as if someone set their goals far lower than what they're capable of, and executed well

Unfortunately, great execution of poor design choices doesn't make something good.

Definitely not the worst game around, but not a good one either.

The gameplay is very basic: it’s an idle/clicker game (which I have nothing against), so you just… click. And wait. And buy stuff. And sell your café, buy another one and do it again, unlocking more and more content every time, including sex scenes. Seems all right at first.

But I didn’t enjoyed the game, mainly for three reasons:

• First, most of the content you unlock seems (at least for me) pretty pointless: switching decoration from a balloon animal to a plastic clown didn’t felt like a win. And there are a lot of decorations. Set of clothing are divided in six pieces, which you have to unlock one by one with a random reward box system. In short, there is A LOT of what I would describe as “artificial content” or “time sink”.
• That would be okay if the real reward, meaning the sex scenes were hot. But they are very bland: graphics are koikatsu-esque, girls and scenes are all very conventional and dialogues are pretty boring. Didn’t felt sexy at all.
• Last but not least, there are a lot of screens: Main screen (the cafe), the Office, the Character Customization screen, the Flirt screen, the Objectives screen… and you have a short loading time for every one of them. It’s just something like one second, but it’s every goddamn time. And you have to switch screens a lot.

So… Not the worst if you’re hangover and plan to spend your day staring at your screen with a blank mind and don’t really want to fap.

V1.45 complete

a surprisingly good clicker/idle/management game.
dating sim elements too so tags galore for tag heavy on many sites.

gameplay is fluid and simple enough to pick up. like all of these type of games, the H-scenes are nothing to write home about but it does have a charm for those of us who enjoy this type of game.

it could easily have been monetized and stuck with the other cancer on sites like nutaku or games hollywood but instead dev decided to create for gamers and makes this a worthy steam purchase, as you pay for the game and get the game, not bits of one.

cannot fault the design as it seems well done in all aspects for what it is.
would be nice to see what else the dev/s can do but so far look like a one-trick-pony

Total Grindfest

Pros
- Nice animation
- simple fun gameplay
- h-scenes have sounds

Cons
- a lot of grind
- you have to wait a lot to progress
- female models don't have private parts

This would be an acceptable game if there wasn't so much grind. Wait for a cheats or a save. Animation are nice but you will need a lot of time to unlock events. Also the game is kinda addictive.

In the end you spend your time on nothing.

This game is a clicker game. If you know what it means, you don't give a low score, under 5 stars because of this !!!!!
The game is very beautiful, sexy, it has little stories with the same results, but with different conversations. Everything needs to be upgraded again and again in company, because you must have time for clicker games in your bored life and to click all the time. Anyway, if you hold down the left mouse button, the auto clicker starts.
This is what you must do at clicker games!!!
You need to click on girls, to complete objectives, to unlock mistery boxes and to conquer girls for short erotic scenes.
Guess what you will do in erotic scenes? Oh, no! You have to click again!!!
In mystery boxes you can find costume parts, gifts for girls, tickets and interior design for company.
I encountered only one bug at this game, with one achievement on Steam.
This game is what it should be and it's gorgeous!

As said, it's an iddle-clicker game, so if u dont use an auto-clicker with it, you wont be able to fap, due to ur damaged finger (and broken mouse).
Whatever, even with a auto-click, it's a big prize to pay for a few animations barely correct.
But if you're bored, why not.

Most anoying part of the game is the dating feature.
5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes waiting time and staring on a screen.
And you need to date or you cant preceed with your maids.
I do chores while dating time is running. Chores!

It is a clicker game, click to get points.
Invest points to get more for clicking.

I assume you can sink a lot of time in this game, I will not.
Girls are cute, and you have a dressup options to customize your maids.
Fuck scenes can be rewatched.

3/5