Writing: 8/10
Imagery: 8/10
Gameplay: 9/10
Kinks: 6/10
Overall: 9/10
Wait, there is porn in this game? Sorry, I was busy killing cthulhu.
Well that was a surprise, quite the story on this game. You start off thinking "oh, pirates, hur hur, where's the rum gone?" but before long your scouring deep sea caves for monster body parts to build a staff to remain sane against a brain eater. The pacing of which is pretty darn good, keeping steady with how quickly you dive deeper into the madness that is the cave and temple levels. You'll be so focused on collecting items, "armor", and weapons that you'll forget that there's sex to be had.
Because it's entirely bloody optional. If you so choose to you can play a ruthless killer who slashes first and loots after, or you can also be an invisible assassin who stealthy moves about picking pockets, stealing shit, and escaping the island all on their own. The lewd option, is, well, there. You can confront every pirate early on and seduce them, and pick how you want to be fucked and change outfits to decide on what thing you want to wear while you are being fucked. But this option is only around the first half of the game, because zombies and crabs care nothing for prime thief pussy. So if you do want to get your freak on, you had better do so straight away. Pick a non-virgin, learn seduction, upgrade said seduction, and fuck your way to the deeper depths.
Overall this is a fantastic game, but it lacks the 'depth' in sexy time to be a porn game. This is legit a AA title, where you are playing as younger and more anime Laura Croft without the daddy issues. Can't recommend this game to anyone looking for a quick fap, but if you want a 3-5 hour RPG with fair combat and a little challenge, then look no further.