Not sure what is more disappointing... That this game has better production values than some I've played, or that I could not for the life of me find a name for this particular fetish/philia. Does that mean we get to name it?
Do we go with autoprolastophilia for sexually identifying as a punching bag?
Chairfuckophilia for the simplicity?
Or combine them into autoprolastochairfuckophilia so it sounds like a disease and just looks like we smashed our cock into the keyboard to create another fetish?