- May 10, 2017
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- Jul 12, 2022
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You tried buddy. You didn't succeed, but... You tried. Like JD Vance tried to get his couch pregnant.
is there a phoenix wright model in the game? I not playing if this game is missing the most iconic chair
I clicked solely for the comments in the thread... and was NOT disappointed. NOW, I find myself hovering over the download button. Just to see if the laughter can actually ramp up to the point that I legitimately crack a rib. 
And you're on these kind of websites... That says a lot about you more than anything lmao.
- Jul 21, 2018
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Could you give a source for the image with two ladies in your signature?In any case they look comfy as fuck I've got the lumbar spine and the backside all excited to sit down now.
mmh, naughty chair and kinky toilett.
- Jan 24, 2018
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What: Fuck a chair, the game.what
why
how
Why: Because JD Vance wants it and if daddy pays, then daddy gets!
How: by sticking your dick between the cushions and praying not to get carpet burn.
- Dec 4, 2022
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- Aug 13, 2016
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I made the fattest nut to this game, thanks. This is the most lewd game in observable universe.
- Jan 24, 2018
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- Aug 13, 2016
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Everyone is saying this is JD Vance's wet dream, but I'm presuming he left the 1-star review that complains that an IKEA catalogue is sexier because fanatics are always the harshest critics.
- Aug 25, 2018
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Me:Ha! what a clever piece of satire aimed at porn games that surly no one is actually using for sexual stimulus.
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