Here's my demo release of
Erotic Adventure Times of the Super Hot Interactive Tails.
By Team Crimbus.
A Hajtand interactive adventure.
I want to show you the world of Cloud Blargus, a world of islands floating in the sky through ancient magics you can only ponder at, where man and monster strive side by side to survive and prosper, where the inhabitants find their way in life the best they can, and make the best of what they have.
Become one of our protagonists, Kat or Kate, and venture out into the Frontier to farm, breed, and battle your way through the growing pains of a small farm, and who knows, maybe have a little fun with the locals here and there. Oh, and possibly solve an ancient mystery along the way.
You can play as either Kat or Kate, a fresh and plucky First Class Union Frontierscat straight out of the Union Academy. Your assignment is a town on the edge of the Frontier called Bloverting, a modest town with a farm in desperate need of a professional touch. After you are greeted by the lovely Jub, the town’s Union Operations Director, you are told your main job is to get the towns farm back in working order. As a Frontierscat, you’re trained to venture into the wilds where you’ll find a whole trove of interesting creatures and treasures to help or hinder you on your path to unravel the mysteries of the world around you.
*I'm still trying to get the 4d3dd engine working correctly.
*Tom Cruise and Tom Hanks got their seats mixed up in the airport, which turned into a scuffle and they were thus unable to voice Kat and Kate.
*Steven Spielberg is still late with the script. I tried encouraging him with balloons and hotdogs. We all know he's a big jokester, who can't get enough of those.
*My mother AND my grandmother both died again and then their corpses got into a car accident on the way to the funeral. I'll need some time to recover from the shock, when I found out I was also adopted by orangutangs.
*The custom made physics engine should be ready by the next update and we should see some drastic improvements in quality.