This was really fun, I haven't enjoyed an HTML game this much in a long time. The dialogues are entertaining without being an overwhelming avalanche of text. I'm doing everything I can to lose all the captain's respect. It's not a police comedy if the captain of the police headquarters has no respect for you, just so that you can solve the case in the end.
The only thing that bothers me a little is missing out on content. I reached a dead end at the beach because my stats weren't high enough, so I started a new game with all my stats maxed out, and it's surprising how much you miss out on because of that.
This reminds me a lot of “SlutEd.” I hope they don't abandon it too.