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I was a little excited as I do really like realporn games more then others, but the grind in this is simply not worth the time and effort. Goodluck to the dev, hope to see more improvements.
 
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JoeHiggins1949

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Hello guys! First I wanna thank you for your feedback. Version 0.2 that I'm currently being worked on will add about ~8 new characters and over 1 hour of destruction. Front gif is from , also


Thank you for your feedback, sir! You've been warned about cringe in the intro so no returns accepted. About not knowing how much you need for purchase, actually there's an info about prices, but I assume you stop reading to not cringe more. Understandable. I'll make them more visible in next update. About grinding this is very valuable info for me, because I was testing game in cheat mode, so I didn't have any idea how much time it takes. Conclusion, less grind, more porn! But I really hope you might look at it later. View attachment 1962348


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There are no prices listed that I could see for the automobiles. At $1000 a day it will take forever to get a BMW, but it hints at payment plans. What are they? I managed to discover that once you can afford the first BMW it tells you, $10,000. But you don't know how much to continue to upgrade cars. Give us a price list like in the luxury store.
 
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SunlessSpear

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I've never bounced so hard off of a game as I did on the third page of the intro. I never even saw any porn - the humor was so terrible that it triggered my fight or flight and I closed the browser instantly. If that's the quality of writing that can be expected, then you'd be better off just looking through the folders and watching the vids directly - or just going and looking up porn.

Not opposed to giving this a shot if it receives heavy revision, but as of right now, not recommended.
 
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I really like this game and it's potential, the only 2 problems I have with it (I won't include the aesthetic bc it's an 0.1 game) the cringe dialog lines and the fact that's easier to go to the gym via Mandy's contact than through the city, just putting the links in a grid schemy instead of a list could make things right.
 

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I've never bounced so hard off of a game as I did on the third page of the intro. I never even saw any porn - the humor was so terrible that it triggered my fight or flight and I closed the browser instantly. If that's the quality of writing that can be expected, then you'd be better off just looking through the folders and watching the vids directly - or just going and looking up porn.

Not opposed to giving this a shot if it receives heavy revision, but as of right now, not recommended.
I'm okay with a bit of cringe in my porn games, the occasional 69 or 420 joke or even dumbass character names like "Hugh Janus" and even more stuff like that, but this intro reads like a 13 year-old's comedy special. I don't know if this happens to other people, but my brain has been scarred by so many years of reading drivel on the internet that I subconsciously decide whether something is worth reading or not within the first three or four sentences. For this game, every single page gives my brain a flashing THIS IS NOT WORTH YOUR TIME warning individually. It's astounding how bad it is. Usually, even the worst of the worst on this site can get me to read about 50% of the text. For this game, it's extremely close to 0%.
 

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The game is unbearably badly written, cringe-inducing and the porn is so uninteresting that it isn't worth the time it takes to increase your Muscularity with console commands. Reminds me of Become Alpha, with a bunch of retarded attempts at comedy that would make Elon Musk sound like a comedy genius.
 

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That's not the point. This dev want's to get paid on patreon. Why the hell isn't he not banned already is beyond me.
Where have you been?
Lots of real porn games use patreon and/or subscribestar and have been for a long time. I don't know about the legal side of things, nor do I really care, but calling out a dev for something that most of them do seems silly.
 

DownTheDrain

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If there is no effort behind? Look at this trash! Money for what? Reward for stealing I guess.
I don't know how much effort there is, I haven't played it yet, but you're moving goalposts.
If you want to call it out for being a shit game that's one thing, but your original complaint was about monetizing stolen assets, which is absolutely the norm for real porn games.
 
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KhamulTG81

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I don't know how much effort there is, I haven't played it yet, but you're moving goalposts.
If you want to call it out for being a shit game that's one thing, but your original complaint was about monetizing stolen assets, which is absolutely the norm for real porn games.
The whole concept is alien to me. Maybe I'm the confused one. How is someone able to gather patreons with 99% illegal assets on top of zero effort. In HTML no less. I can "code" you this crap in 30 minutes...

Edit: Maybe I needed this to let of some steam...
 
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The whole concept is alien to me. Maybe I'm the confused one. How is someone able to gather patreons with 99% illegal assets on top of zero effort. In HTML no less. I can "code" you this crap in 30 minutes...

Edit: Maybe I needed this to let of some steam...
How have you been on this site for two years and the concept of copyright infringement is alien to you?
 
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