Unreal Engine - Completed - Dildo Catcher [Final] [lewd games studio]

If you ever think you have it hard in life, just remember - someone working at VALVe gave this the green light. Ultimately, while this feels, looks and handles like a game made by a grad school student, it's actually a lot worse and is somewhat an insult to grad school students.

Remember, this is one of those games that reminds you what gaming SHOULDN'T be - and that, sometimes, just sometimes - companies like EA can be forgiven. who the fuck am I kidding, EA can never be forgiven for a god damned thing. Still, if EA released this - it'd be 70 bucks with DLC.

So, from the screenshots, you might think: "Wow, thats obviously a dumb joke of a game, not worth my time or space on my harddrive."
But let me tell you, as someone who has actually tested it, that