Full disclaimer, I went into this knowing it would be bad. I was entirely aware this was a shitty asset flip squash and stretch animated russian scam game. I knew damn well what I was getting myself into, but my god. The sheer absurdity of it, "someone did it, they finally made porn minesweeper" and because of that I felt compelled to download it. The novelty of such a basic fucking asset flip appealed to some kind of shit magnet deep inside my soul. But my FUCK is this game horrible. I literally didn't even attempt to look at the porn, I could not care less, from a pure gameplay perspective it is fucking foul. They fucked up MINESWEEPER. FUCKING. MINESWEEPER. A LITERAL TEXTBOOK PROGRAMMING PROJECT, ONE OF THE MOST FUNDAMENTALLY FUCKING SIMPLE GAMES IN EXISTENCE, AND THEY FUCKED IT. THE MINE FLAGS ONLY WORK SOMETIMES, AND INEXPLICABLY JUST DO NOT FUNCTION ON RANDOM TILES AT ALL, SO LITERALLY HALF OF THE FUNCTIONALITY OF MINESWEEPER DOES NOT EXIST. FUCK THIS GAME.