Almost 20 seconds of introduction before the player is even able to start the game, with a screen that is dedicated to "Thank you Patreons" shoved in as well, and no options menu of any kind to even speak of.
To top it all off, there is only 2 buttons you can press before the game even starts, one of which is always routing out to their other content, because apparently if someone is not a Patreon, but needs to be a Patreon for their Patreon, then you need an entire button dedicated to Patreon, because we need Patreon.
It's fine, because the heavy bassy jungle beats that are always at 100% volume are totally not a nuisance at all. Not to mention the very subtracted voice acting, seriously, did the voice actor use a ReFir plugin to remove the white noise and background static, but forgot that weird cut off effect was left behind, like a first year streamer who doesn't know how to use their mic?
There is no air push, the voice/sound is not breathing, it feels very muddy and almost flat, and I have the feeling the audio was thrown in one of those generic "Podcast" filters that removes stuff like high octaves and simblance, but it's subtracted too much, so any punchiness to the voice was lost.
Not to mention the loops, just a very generic yum yum, sound every few seconds, and it gets annoying pretty fast. This game somehow made 90's hentai sound like they have better audio quality control and effort put into it.
There is barely any gameplay in this game, and the only redeeming quality is the artwork, and even then, it's barely functional since it flashes and fades out almost instantly. It's a game with porn it, that you can't look at the pictures.
The enemies are also terrible, since near the end the game is moving so fast, that you rely on color reaction to play, so if you're color blind, congrats, you're out, but don't worry, you're not missing out on much, since many of the enemies that are good and bad either share the same color patterns or are inverted.
For example, red is usually bad in games, but that is to indicate danger or something the player should focus their eyes on. Red in terms of consumption or interaction is usually good, since it's indicates something big or health. In this game, they made red a damage modifier, while green (which usually indicates toxicity) is good.
This wouldn't be an issues, if Green/White cauliflowers and Tan/Dark enemies weren't mixed and both were positives (remember, caramel colors are more red then black), while Blue/soft purple enemies are bad.
All of this wouldn't be an issues, if the player wasn't constantly eyeing the side bars, in order to balance both the Health and Eat meter of the character, which goes to my previous point about porn, which is that your eyes are reading 4 different inputs at the same time, without the ability of getting to the erotic material.
And because the game is using a rock and paper gameplay, there are certain enemies that you can end up playing 10 matches in a row, where you're unable to eat them.
However, don't worry, because you can end up bugging out the game, where if you try and keep your HP and BMI levels in the middle lower sections, then game can potentially spazz out and start throwing 2 green slime girls after each other, causing you to have an easy sailing.
And if you hope that the enemies attacking you gets a RO screen, nope, nothing like that, just your character getting hit, and by that I mean a smack sound, that's it.
Which reminds me, there is no reason for the player to even get hit in the game, like there is literally no tactical advantage to do a passive trade.
This is not to even mention the final boss, which has to be the most pathetic attempt of "tentacles" I have ever seen. There is literally no penetration, with some generic princess lines thrown in, with no voice acting or moaning. Not even body fluids are present. There isn't even a proper bossfight so to speak.
To put it bluntly, this a soft vore game. It's like childrens first vore, and it's clear that they're more focused on the 'idea' of childrens first vore by proxy of what is happening rather then showing it.
The best part in all of this is how being a donor to this site, allows you to no the Patreon version of the game. That is until someone does, at which point, the "patreon version will never be uploaded for free" gets uploaded for free magically. Maybe in the future, when I make trashy games likes these, I too can "upload" my own game here for free (the demo of course) and donate to this site, so my game never really gets released for free.
