Yes, at first it looks more like a set of eloborate spreadsheets than an actual game.
Yes, it kinda chucks you right in there to figure out what to do for yourself.
Yes, parts of it are still untranslated.
And yes, this is the best porn game ever created.
To start with we'll look at the actual game part. It's split into 2 phases; the base phase and the war phase. In the base phase you interact with the Touhous, woo your comrades and train alongside them, torture prisoners or persuade them into joining you and a bunch of other options. You can learn skills and unlock new items, there really is loads to do.
After that comes the war phase. If you're a subordinate in one of the factions there's not a huge amount of options in this phase. However if you choose to start as a faction leader, or work your way up, you can muster armies and invade enemy territory, organise defences and invest in your economy or engage in diplomacy with your rivals. It's not the most indepth strategy game out there, not by a long shot, but it's more than engaging enough to tie the whole game together with the more important bits.
Inbetween these phases a set of random events can happen. These range from wholesome to lewd, with a fair few miscellaneous thrown in for good measure. Be sure to check your settings on this as some events will see you cucked, fucked and quite possibly bamboozled. Beware millionaires.
But events aren't where the meat of the lewdness reside, that would be when you manage to seduce (or break) a touhou in the base phase. And what can you do? Well honestly, completely seriously, it would be far faster to ask what you can't do.
Can you have loving sex with your favourite Touhou in the missionary position? Yes
Can you you fuck like animals while making her orgasm like crazy from every orifice? Also yes
Can you bring along 2 Touhous and have one ride you while the other sits on your face? I hope you brought a snorkle
Can you dose a group of your favourite Touhous with fertility drugs, line them up and impregnate them in turn? I hope you're ready for kids
Can you brutalise a restrained and mindbroken Touhou? Don't, but yes you can
Can you buy a bunch of horses, go to the middle of a town square and get them to gangbang a Touhou while everyone watches? Jesus christ what's wrong with you? But yeah totally
The only tags I can think of that you can't do in the game are scat and snuff, which is more than alright by me.
There are no CGs, and only basic character potraits, but because of that you can create pretty much any sexual situation conceivable. Even with the most basic imagination the possibilities are endless, and I've not even started to list the potential fetishes. Raise (and eventually fuck) your daughters, turn a Tohou into a futa, open a Tohou up for public use, there really is far too much to just list.
TL;DR For all the reasons above, I always find myself coming back to this game no matter what others I try. Whatever kind of porn you're into, you can find it here. Just presented through text. Though I do hope you like Touhous
Yes, it kinda chucks you right in there to figure out what to do for yourself.
Yes, parts of it are still untranslated.
And yes, this is the best porn game ever created.
To start with we'll look at the actual game part. It's split into 2 phases; the base phase and the war phase. In the base phase you interact with the Touhous, woo your comrades and train alongside them, torture prisoners or persuade them into joining you and a bunch of other options. You can learn skills and unlock new items, there really is loads to do.
After that comes the war phase. If you're a subordinate in one of the factions there's not a huge amount of options in this phase. However if you choose to start as a faction leader, or work your way up, you can muster armies and invade enemy territory, organise defences and invest in your economy or engage in diplomacy with your rivals. It's not the most indepth strategy game out there, not by a long shot, but it's more than engaging enough to tie the whole game together with the more important bits.
Inbetween these phases a set of random events can happen. These range from wholesome to lewd, with a fair few miscellaneous thrown in for good measure. Be sure to check your settings on this as some events will see you cucked, fucked and quite possibly bamboozled. Beware millionaires.
But events aren't where the meat of the lewdness reside, that would be when you manage to seduce (or break) a touhou in the base phase. And what can you do? Well honestly, completely seriously, it would be far faster to ask what you can't do.
Can you have loving sex with your favourite Touhou in the missionary position? Yes
Can you you fuck like animals while making her orgasm like crazy from every orifice? Also yes
Can you bring along 2 Touhous and have one ride you while the other sits on your face? I hope you brought a snorkle
Can you dose a group of your favourite Touhous with fertility drugs, line them up and impregnate them in turn? I hope you're ready for kids
Can you brutalise a restrained and mindbroken Touhou? Don't, but yes you can
Can you buy a bunch of horses, go to the middle of a town square and get them to gangbang a Touhou while everyone watches? Jesus christ what's wrong with you? But yeah totally
The only tags I can think of that you can't do in the game are scat and snuff, which is more than alright by me.
There are no CGs, and only basic character potraits, but because of that you can create pretty much any sexual situation conceivable. Even with the most basic imagination the possibilities are endless, and I've not even started to list the potential fetishes. Raise (and eventually fuck) your daughters, turn a Tohou into a futa, open a Tohou up for public use, there really is far too much to just list.
TL;DR For all the reasons above, I always find myself coming back to this game no matter what others I try. Whatever kind of porn you're into, you can find it here. Just presented through text. Though I do hope you like Touhous