Ren'Py - Abandoned - Escort Agency 2 [v0.18] [Firenzo]

Even by the low, low standards of "Illusion game asset flip about a self-insert guy with a big dick" this falls very low.
Like, I don't even know how this game got made with the mechanics it has and the dev never stopped to think "is this fucking retarded". Genuinely confusing.

So you start the game. About whoring girls. And the day is split into like 10 segments for no fucking reason. And you can't do anything on any of them except 1, where you talk to one girl, who is accessible via a map of the building you are in, which itself is under the rooms in the building you are in, because apparently one building needed 3 (three, there's a third) menu to navigate to.... do nothing. Ever. In 99% of it.
You talk to this girl twice and that's it she's done. Nothing to do except a few simple quests like buy a gun and spy on girls. 3 of them. And its the same fucking shit for all 3. You have to spy each of them I think 6 times, which you can do 1 time a day, with each day being around 10 segements (so that's skipping over 9 x 18 skips for no real reason beyond poor game design). ONLY once this is done does it seem like the game fucking starts.
Oh and the whoring? Apparently that's been happening in the background this entire time. Its basically only mentioned like once, you never see it, it has no real involvement with the mc.
So its happening which stops this from being a harem game, but its also so removed from anything it it doesn't feel like a pimping game. What is it?

Beyond this point all you can really do is skip days until a star appears to direct you to 1 (one) event for one (1) girl. Said girl may be one of the shop girls. Did I mention those? No?

So the game features a shop which you go to for a gun. You buy it, exit, reenter and you can talk to her (the game does not tell you this option is added because it is a bad game). She will say "get me x and u can have my number". So you get her x. And get her number. But you can't phone her. You have to wait for her to phone you. Which only happens when you spied on the other chicks enough. And when she does phone you, she just gives you some irrelevant scene that adds nothing to anything and... that's it. Does she have content? Does anyone? Who fucking knows.
But once you do this the shop adds like 20 fucking girls. And they all have the same literally copy pasted message to "get x for number". The same bodytype. They're all inexplicably wearing transparent clothes and the like for no apparent reason regardless of profession. Its fucking weird. And tedious. And pointless. And the majority of the game right now.
You just go to shop in every store, buy 1 of everything. This is 3 clicks per store and around 20 stores. So this is 60 pointless clicks, around about.
Then you click every store, click talk to girl, ctrl through you dribble, then click AGAIN to renter because it kicks you out, ctrl more, then you have her number you can do nothing with.

What the fuck is the point of this?
Is the dev just lazy?
Literally almost every girl in the game is just copy pasted. Almost all the 'content' is just fucking clicking on identical options or waiting for shit to happen.

Oh right. Sex game. Has sex. Sex bad. No just because you don't see the whoring shit (that you likely downloaded an 'escort' game for) but also the sex itself is just like flash game tier shit. You know those old games where you clicked option 1, 2, 3 and its "girl sucks dick slightly deeper every time". Its that. But she's ballsdeep the first time and the other options are just camera angles. There's no real writing in the scene to describe the atmosphere, the characters feelings, the act, anything, its just copy pasted copy clicking into slightly different angled views of the same act from interchangable inexplicable bimbos.

2 because its a functional game

Nothing particularly bad but also nothing particularly great. This is a decent porn game that provides a serviceable, though uninspired, narrative to help add some spicyness to what would otherwise be standard Honey Select porn scenes. It's a sandbox but not particularly grindy and there is a good amount of content. Recommended for people who like honey select, incest and don't mind prostitution as a back drop, as some of the LIs talk about being with other men.

Version Reviewed: v0.10

Overview: Press button, get porn.

Story: Honestly there isn't a lot of story in this game. There are some words on the screen but they are there only to provide the thinnest possible veneer over a straight up gif dispenser. There is nothing original nor well thought out here. It's just three lines of "something happens and now the MC is balls deep in yet another girl".

In short you inherit a failing hotel from your father and decide to turn it into an "escort agency" that is apparently not a brothel because the sex is optional, but since every woman in this world is perpetually horny and DTF it is basically the a brothel. Of course one of the plotlines is you teaching one of the girls every possible sex position so they can be good "escorts". Other quests include a girl telling you she wants something so you buy it and give it to her, then she gives you her number. That request is repeated over a dozen times word for word (except for the item requested)

Gameplay: Theoretically open world, but in reality it is one of those VNs where you just have to find the right thing to click on to continue it. Luckily there is a built-in help system to make it pretty easy, although it isn't completely reliable. The early game is a bit grindy, but once it gets going it turns into a click to see next sex scene style gameplay. There's very little downtime between each scene and what seems like an endless set of sex scenes.

Graphics: Very obviously Honey Select, with a lot of default models and simple backgrounds. They are serviceable, but nothing to write home about. That said, every sex scene is animated and has almost always at least a half dozen different animations. The animations are 3-4 frame loops as you would probably expect given the rest of the game.

Audio: There are not very many areas with background music, and only a handful of sound effects. A weird feature of this game is that it lets you choose your ringtones for your cell phone.

Conclusion: This game is aggressively medicore. It does have an absolute ton of content and a wide range of fetishes and it doesn't make you grind to get them. The story is completely forgettable and honestly skippable. Misspellings are fairly common, and the game's buttons are often a bit too small and the whole thing is kind of janky. Still, it delivers what it promises and didn't waste my time so it's 3 stars from me.

Where do I even start here.. Review for v0.4

This game has the worst writing i have ever read on this page. Half the sentences dont even make sense, the english is atrocious. Please get a proof reader that helps you with english before doing anything on this game. Unplayable.

The plot is as basic and boring as it gets, your family struggles with money, there is a stepmom with 2 attractive young daughters, your dad has to leave suddenly and you inherit his brothel and debt.

I didnt even get to the actual brothel phase of the game sadly because i just had to stop after suggesting your stepmother to turn the hotel in a brothel, because of how insanely bad the writing was.

Dont touch it unless it had a major rework done.