beyond mentioning the stupid huge download and the autosave crash, this game is a fucking mess. you only have 3 spells that are a one time use unless you find a way to recharge them. one such way is present at the start, and once more on the autosave. beyond that, you're shit out of luck, because the one at the start vanishes at some point
regarding the autosave crash, i too had to alt f4 it, but opening the game again and selecting continue will start you from the autosave spot, so thats something, at least
after that theres a fairly quick puzzle, and then.... combat
it sucks. it sucks so bad. it sucks a horde of donkey dicks so deep they come out the ass.
all you can do i spam your attack button and hope doing so will stunlock the skeletons. it takes 4 hits to kill them, and their basic attack consists of 3 hits in a row that stunlock you and cant be escaped in any way unless youre lucky enough to be out of range of the third hit. unless you manage to stunlock them first, they will do it to you, and then you die
you have a healing spell, which is nice, a fireball spell, which oneshots skeletons but is also used for at least one puzzle, possibly two but by the second i didnt have my fireball anymore, and a curse spell which i dont know what it does beyond drain a bit of your hp
despite the fact that this is supposed to hype up those 2 magic stones, you can pick up one within the first 10 minutes, and then you have to backtrack aaaaaall the way to the start.
then you get a cutscene, a quick shot of ass witch mcgee standing under a waterfall.... and the game crashes
restarting and selecting continue simply starts the cutscene again, and then it crashes at the waterfall, again. i found no way to get past that.
speaking of the cutscene, its just a bunch of pictures of ass witch mcgee and her teacher, ass and tits witch supreme mcgee having a fight because ass witch does not know the meaning of taking your time to learn shit. the problem is that you have absolutely no way of making it go faster, and the pictures and text boxes stay around for just long enough to be hella annoying
the grammar isnt anything to write home about either. you see how shitty this review was written? its like that, but for the whole game.
in conclusion, fuck this game, fuck the horse it rode on, but dont fuck ass witch mcgee because this pile of crap cant even handle living until then