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Bro don't touch Astrid's dick unless you want to polish it. 
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I prefer connoisseur.
Why should i go for the mcdonald's burger if i can eat steaks. /s
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Now you're contradicting your self since Astrid is like a fine Porterhouse with potato au gratin and an ice cold beer all in one!!
Then i will try again.
She is like a Porterhouse with too much salt. You can try to wash the salt off, but you can't save it completely
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Because she is perfect the way she is?Why not both?
Welp, since there's a "Astrids fancy new vagina" path in the books, could use the same branch for "Astrid expand dong" (pretty sure that's what the guys are going on about) path (which, I assume, is not in the books). Say, the group finds out about artifact/wizard/ritual that would make Astrid less dongy, but it goes sideways and instead of "Fertility" artifact/spell/ritual it turns out it's a "Virility" artifact/spell/ritual and Astrid grows as big as Zilv and as hung as Mr. Ed-the-talking-horse. All due to a dictionary error. Could be good comedy and sexytimes in it. Alternatively it actually IS a "Fertility" thing and Astrid gets her dick replaced with vagoo.
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I don't think Astrid need to change, I personally think she look the best the way she is.
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I've been dabbling with doing a halloween episode that allows some "non-canon" things.
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Next thing you know someone will also want hand holding in the game. Bunch of freaky perverts.