Such a shame this game was abandoned, even though its creator said it wouldn't be. RIP.
A few days ago I was playing poker with my good friend Timepants (who's currently hard at work on the fourth chapter of his adult game, Exiles) and I didn't stand a chance. Afterwards he told me that, just because he pretended to have a good hand, it didn't mean he actually had one. Huh.
So that I wouldn't forget to not blindly trust people, he gave me one of the playing cards to remind me. Now I can't read, but it had a picture of a clown on it, so I'm calling it Clown Guy. He's been a boon. He reminds me that I can't trust that the President is telling the truth. I can't trust my erection to not fail me when I need it the most. And I can't trust a developer to not abandon his game right when we were on the verge of going on a pirate-themed adventure.
It doesn't matter if you took all the bread vested in your bank account and threw it at his Patreon, the update will still not magically be estimated to arrive this month. Because this thread has an "Abandoned" tag, and that's the one thing you can blindly trust.
...Ugh, wait... something's chafing in my pocket... something flat and rectangular... all right, what is it... Clown Guy?