Aren't you tired of games that make you play THE loser? Well, I'm. It isn't enough that you begin your "riveting" adventure finding chicken, you happen to be one too! Isn't that terrific? It's so terrific indeed that you can't take care of a simple slime, in a scene that is absolutely dripping with humour in much the same way I'm dripping with sarcasm right now.
That could be all but of course, it isn't enough to make you play the ONE guy in the village who apparently ISN'T part of the militia (which begs a question: how do all these wonderful people eat? You can't have more militiamen than farmers, it does not fuckin' make sense from an economic POV but I guess every narrative trope is good enough for the author to make the dude you play as unappealing as possible to the fairer sex). No, let's drive the screw deeper by making the first sex scene a show of voyeurism.
Let's not begin with something relatively vanilla and escalate. Escalation is for pussy and people who have time.
Also, let's remember that we are in a porn game... and let's invent a variety of mechanisms all more uninteresting than the others but somehow absolutely necessary that have nothing to do with sex. I'm so happy to be able to cut weed and carry heavy objects and lose stamina for it. I can already see it coming: hot sex scene? Too bad you don't have any stamina anymore, with all this weed cutting you been doing. That's the only way I can see the gameplay relate to the porn and it's a negative.
Couldn't we have a game where we play a normal young man who is a decently hard worker and is recognized as such instead of a good-for-nothing bum who gets low-key bullied by the local chad and insulted by the other half of the population?
THAT would be novel.
EDIT: On other news, the CG frankly aren't that greatly rendered compared to other games here. Also, beware the bugs. They don't stop coming.
That could be all but of course, it isn't enough to make you play the ONE guy in the village who apparently ISN'T part of the militia (which begs a question: how do all these wonderful people eat? You can't have more militiamen than farmers, it does not fuckin' make sense from an economic POV but I guess every narrative trope is good enough for the author to make the dude you play as unappealing as possible to the fairer sex). No, let's drive the screw deeper by making the first sex scene a show of voyeurism.
Let's not begin with something relatively vanilla and escalate. Escalation is for pussy and people who have time.
Also, let's remember that we are in a porn game... and let's invent a variety of mechanisms all more uninteresting than the others but somehow absolutely necessary that have nothing to do with sex. I'm so happy to be able to cut weed and carry heavy objects and lose stamina for it. I can already see it coming: hot sex scene? Too bad you don't have any stamina anymore, with all this weed cutting you been doing. That's the only way I can see the gameplay relate to the porn and it's a negative.
Couldn't we have a game where we play a normal young man who is a decently hard worker and is recognized as such instead of a good-for-nothing bum who gets low-key bullied by the local chad and insulted by the other half of the population?
THAT would be novel.
EDIT: On other news, the CG frankly aren't that greatly rendered compared to other games here. Also, beware the bugs. They don't stop coming.